Facebook, Social Media and Love: WTF FML

WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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You deserved it 12 231

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 600

You deserved it 530

By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 815

You deserved it 51 752

Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 370

You deserved it 306

By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 426

You deserved it 5 203

By lonely_island - 28/04/2014 21:27 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 336

You deserved it 7 732

Confession

By Who knows - 19/02/2023 17:00 - Norway

Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML

I agree, your life sucks 583

You deserved it 409

By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 605

You deserved it 7 801

Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 013

You deserved it 7 708

Haha

By Anon - 24/08/2023 10:00 - France

Today, I finally thought it was time to confess my feelings to my crush. I wrote and rewrote my DM for a long time, only to send them a meme about penguins instead of the heartfelt message. They replied with a confused, "haha". FML

I agree, your life sucks 164

You deserved it 655

Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 701

You deserved it 2 039

lilcuti3pi389 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:05

Wow, no decent person would say that to someone who commented there pic, stop liking him, he sounds like a major douche. and how does he not know u if ur friends on fb? Bt yea that really does suck, sorry =/ also #3 good point.

genius_man16 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:05

****, I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet and ask my crush out. :(

Comments

madelinex 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:50

what a ********! he's one of THOSE guys who does the whole "**** FUCKFUCK I SWEAR SO IM SOOO KEWL" gay. find someone better.

blooxxkrazi 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:55

He's not worth your time ^^

madelinex 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:02

p.s. "cool picture" is the worst thing ever. jesus.

theodivine 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:35

Aw. I'm sorry. :[ I know it can be hard to talk to someone you have a crush on, but once you put yourself out there, you'll be so happy you did. Going about that stuff on facebook is lame, but it's a start! P.S. This guy sounds like a douche. Find someone worthy.

ilyjg 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:47

first off your life is f***ed second if your gonna comment a pic of a guy you like you say cute or cute pic or damn your hot! or something like that. he's probably thinking cool pic whoo is this? that's weird.

AshleyJ 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:37

Ah try not to worry about it, try to introduce yourself to him, and if he isn't very nice (cuz honestly he doesnt sound very nice), then forget about it.

toxicpandemonium 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:36

Bummer, theres better guys out there to crush on, than on an asshole who doesnt know you.

christyreny 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:39

im so sorry..i dont think that guy is worth ur time tho

doleofbob 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 7:20

Even if you had actually met him and weren't just creeping on him "cool picture" is still an extremely awkward comment to make on a picture so YDI for being a stalker go out and actually meet people before you try to talk to them on the internet.