Facebook, Social Media and Love: WTF FML

WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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You deserved it 306

By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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By lonely_island - 28/04/2014 21:27 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

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Confession

By Who knows - 19/02/2023 17:00 - Norway

Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML

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You deserved it 409

By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

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Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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You deserved it 7 709

Haha

By Anon - 24/08/2023 10:00 - France

Today, I finally thought it was time to confess my feelings to my crush. I wrote and rewrote my DM for a long time, only to send them a meme about penguins instead of the heartfelt message. They replied with a confused, "haha". FML

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You deserved it 658

Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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lilcuti3pi389 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:05

Wow, no decent person would say that to someone who commented there pic, stop liking him, he sounds like a major douche. and how does he not know u if ur friends on fb? Bt yea that really does suck, sorry =/ also #3 good point.

genius_man16 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:05

****, I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet and ask my crush out. :(

Comments

ArtsySwag 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:24

WTH @ #23, #24 & the like? Why is it pathetic to have a crush on someone you don't know (I'll assume knowing a person is having conversed with them at least once or something similar)?

JackR1104 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:25

Because if you don't know them then it means you are going on looks alone, which is pathetic.

ilovedastone 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:25

it sounds like you're just a facebookemon to him. From urban dictionary: Facebookemon The term used for the collection of people, on your Facebook friends list, that you don t actually talk to or know in real life. Related to popular tv program and game pokeamon, where the aim is to collect as many diffrent Pocket Monsters as possible. Dave - "Hey, my friends collection is getting up to two hundred" Steve - "How many do you really know? go admit it, most of them are Facebookemon" John - "Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all"

MooKee 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:27

Sorry bout that again =) btw to JackR1104, thanks for explaining, I got that though hahh, sorry for being obnoxious i was just really excited i was able to comment 2nd I'm usually like 58th hahh

caybree 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 9:42

Don't apologize your not obnoxious. This is an Internet forum and people definitely shouldn't be telling you to kill your self for putting "second" as your comment. It's either an attempt at bad humor or unnecessary viciousness, and in general both of those should be ignored.

JackR1104 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:27

#35 Sounds about right, urban dictionary is awesome. And no problem, just if you dont want responses like "hope you kill yourself" I would refrain from calling first etc. no matter how excited you are, keep it to yourself.