Facebook, Social Media and Love: WTF FML

WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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You deserved it 51 754

Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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You deserved it 306

By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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You deserved it 5 203

By lonely_island - 28/04/2014 21:27 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 336

You deserved it 7 733

Confession

By Who knows - 19/02/2023 17:00 - Norway

Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML

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You deserved it 409

By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

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You deserved it 7 801

Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 020

You deserved it 7 709

Haha

By Anon - 24/08/2023 10:00 - France

Today, I finally thought it was time to confess my feelings to my crush. I wrote and rewrote my DM for a long time, only to send them a meme about penguins instead of the heartfelt message. They replied with a confused, "haha". FML

I agree, your life sucks 164

You deserved it 658

Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 2 041

lilcuti3pi389 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:05

Wow, no decent person would say that to someone who commented there pic, stop liking him, he sounds like a major douche. and how does he not know u if ur friends on fb? Bt yea that really does suck, sorry =/ also #3 good point.

genius_man16 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:05

****, I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet and ask my crush out. :(

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watermind 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:31

How about answering: "If you forgot, there's a ******* link you can click on to get the answer ;) That's part of what makes facebook so cool". He's being an ass. Don't let that phase you out. Good luck.

falcon_paunch 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:31

35 made me laugh.

viadomus815 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:31

agreed with #22.

chea_chea 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:32

That was some pretty bad wording on his part, but at the same time, not surprising. In high school I had other people add me who I'd never met before. Some I didn't have any interest in talking to and I'd see them looking at me in the hallway but of course never say anything to me. It's just ******* weird, I'm glad I'm out of HS because that was a couple years ago and facebook is just going deeper into the sewer as time goes on. I'm sorry the guy responded like an asshole...but you might want to work on your strategy a bit?

Im_Insane 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:33

you spelled Pokémon wrong...

ArtsySwag 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:34

#34- not necessarily. Just because you haven't spoken to them doesn't mean you solely like their looks. You could be intrigued by their personality, their demeanor, some special hobby/skill the person possess (sports/poetry/music/art/etc). It could be a variety of things :).

JackR1104 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:35

#48 You said personality but how would you know someone's personality if you have never talked to them? Unless of course you're a stalker.

idontgiveone 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:35

OUCH D:

ilovedastone 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:36

#47 LOL. i just copied and pasted. maybe urban dictionary doesn't know how to do the little e thing. and the OP made the mistake by not stalking silently. facebook stalking = fun.