Weird, Roommate and Intimacy: WTF roomie?

WTF roomie?

By JN5SLK - 08/11/2013 22:29 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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By NewRoommateNeededASAP - 13/10/2016 01:29 - United States

Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found out that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML

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By raesos91 - 18/09/2012 11:56 - United States - Houston

Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML

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By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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By FreakinthePink - 06/12/2010 07:20

Today, I walked into my room to find my roommate's boyfriend trying on one of my pink, lacy bras. My roommate then yelled at me for coming home early. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2015 07:06 - United States - Corning

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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AVGIII 14

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:07

What has been seen cannot be unseen...

stephhrunsaway 21

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:07

Aw, man. Shave me from the horrid details of this story!

Comments

olpally 32

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:12

Going Brazilian? Giggity :) haha. But seriously, she can't do that elsewhere like over a toilet? :/

Alycat6363 15

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:15

She could have at least taken a plastic bag or something to the bathroom and did her business there.

stephinie 8

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:16

What a hairy situation!

the_zero_article 15

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:43

Did you mean: what the actual ****?

ImAFaker 29

Saturday 9 November 2013 7:09

No Siri. You always get everything wrong.

jrock9093 18

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:16

At least it was in the trash lol

steffidallasbfl 16

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:19

That's dirty /:

SnowboarderFX 14

Sunday 10 November 2013 6:57

It's cleaner now!

Paradoxxxx 16

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:21

Damn, that's a whole load of awkward

macelonel 26

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:25

but it's No Shave November

wholock 12

Saturday 9 November 2013 15:46

That mainly applies to males

SexyQueen0905 24

Saturday 9 November 2013 20:50

#72: ...and the joke goes completely over your head. Zoom!

angelitared 27

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:26

What a ***** bag, using your trash can....the nerve

crackz12 10

Sunday 10 November 2013 0:01

Can't tell if this is really bad sarcasm or if you missed the point here..

thisismylifesoo 11

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:33

thats very uhm… lady like o.O

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:45

Lock the door? Honestly why doesn't she shave her vag when she shaves her legs?

kozzard 17

Saturday 9 November 2013 8:46

plot twist: she does

ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Saturday 9 November 2013 13:15

I shave down there often but I don't shave my legs a lot because my partner doesn't give a shit.

crackz12 10

Sunday 10 November 2013 0:03

thats weird. trying to understand the point of you shaving at all?

BrotherPhil 35

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:01

So that her partner doesn't get hairs between his or her teeth?

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