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By Champignon - 01/11/2013 14:17 - Belgium - Brasschaat

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Today, during dinner, my mom told my dad and me in great detail about the "awesome" new cosmetic surgery idea she just had: constructing earlobes for lobeless ears, using skin taken from women's labia. I was forced to sit through this until I finished my plate. FML
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Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
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Welshite 39

I'd rather have lobeless ears than wear lady parts on my head.

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ByronJess 17

That had to be ear-itating! No...? Okay...

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Yea I'm not gonna have some lady's parts surgically attached to my head if it's the only way to have lobeless ears.

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cryssycakesx3 22

I think you got a little mixed up there chief.

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GrinchFu1 27

Those would be some pretty flappy earlobes!

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SWC_Penguin 17

Stupid. But now, reverse that idea and she may have a hit on her hands!

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truesarrif 33

A ****** that actually listens? That'll be the day. Haha

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tehdarkness 21

That's kinda a good idea. Who knows, she could get rich. Perhaps you ought to be more supportive so you can benefit from the fortune!

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SuperMew 22

Wouldn't you use flesh from other places first, like the back of your thigh, before you potentially ruin your genitals?

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gc327072 30

Not to mention the obvious sensitivity issues that would cause…

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cryssycakesx3 22

for because they feel like earlobes would be my guess.

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kder0aeon 9

you couldnt have excused yourself or asked your mom to not to share this during eating??

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buckdharma 37

Johnny was absent from school today because he has an earache and had to see a gynecologist.

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Retrokitty 9

I like my lobeless ears thank you very much.

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