WTF?

By Shane - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the fuck I was doing. FML
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Superflyshyguy 0

"Up until I was 18, I thought you only had to wipe once after taking a dump. I just figured an itchy butt and brown underwear streaks were a part of life." -Thad Cassel.

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Trace01m 11

Maybe just reach back and scratch your ass.. I think it would be much more effort to use plywood..

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CrazyManNo9 29

WTF does it matter to her, as long as you were hanging her drywall. Who the **** cares?

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Emrysa 1

I don't know maybe because he's scratching his ass on something that's in her house, and that's nasty. Pretty sure I'd be like what the f*** are you doing too. That's unsanitary as hell.

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Zebidee 8

Tell her you were just laying down a swatch of Mission Brown.

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mintcar 9

And....you really couldn't tell her exactly what you told us?

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5up3rTAN 0

Provided your pants were in the up position and the wood was not inserted into your rectum....I see no cause for concern.

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MaximilianMarche 0

what flavor is your sucker

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Imagirll 3

that is just disgusting.

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Emrysa 1

What are you, a dog that drags it's butt on stuff? Do you have worms? That's nasty, and I hope she hired someone else who isn't rubbing crap on her stuff to finish the job. FHerL

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TheWicked 4

lmao, "I'm Naomi, and unlike most people on here, I wont judge you for being human." the irony! Hycklare! :)

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