Wuss

By Username - 01/12/2010 19:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML
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You deserved it 5 135
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RedPillSucks 31

Well, he's right. Get a bigger house so the back and front doors aren't so close together. Or you could have sex in the dark, then he'll never know.

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FYLDeep 25

I see his point. He probably doesn't want to have to look at your vag at all when he's going down on your asshole.

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youambad 0

You deserve it for lack of hygiene down there.

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Draminicaus 0

68: You're attracting the trolls. Get out while you still can. O_O

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korn719 0

#113 buahahahahahahahahaha!!! seriously though, op needs to find herself a real man(like myself, not me ofcourse) that love to go down on a woman!! :)

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yummcookie 0

IMO this isn't an FML at all, your boyfriend has a completely legit reason not to want to. it's not like he said you don't keep it clean down there or hundreds of other possible offensive replies.

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Thale_fml 8

Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!

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ReeceFace 3

seriously, some people need to man up, this is pathetic!

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clintmaggard 0

i'd go down on you

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