Wuss

By Username - 01/12/2010 19:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Well, he's right. Get a bigger house so the back and front doors aren't so close together. Or you could have sex in the dark, then he'll never know.

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FYLDeep 25

I see his point. He probably doesn't want to have to look at your vag at all when he's going down on your asshole.

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CrazyManNo9 29

Probably kick his butt out the door. Or, no more front door until he takes care of the back door, but is he worth that? Nah.

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antoinemartinez 0

he doesn't kno what he's missing ;)

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jckbco 0

Proof that God is an engineer... who else puts a sewage plant in a recreation area?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

One last thing - Krispy: I have a boyfriend. Even if I didn't, I would be in no way attracted to this moron. Draminicaus - Thank you. That's why I said (and will follow through with unless I see something funny) my comment about leaving.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

What are you, my mom? Let me spell it out for you. Yes I am aware. No, I do not do it often. Any questions?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Sigh. My "attraction" to it, if you must call it that, is obvious. It feels good. I thought even you could pick up on that one... NEXT.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

So much for that promise of no insults etc, eh? Good lord, OC. Take the suppository out of your ass. If it feels good, it feels good and nothing more needs to be said about it.

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evilshade 0

YDI for giving bj's and expectin something in return. Lol moron

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