Wuss

By Username - 01/12/2010 19:04 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Well, he's right. Get a bigger house so the back and front doors aren't so close together. Or you could have sex in the dark, then he'll never know.

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FYLDeep 25

I see his point. He probably doesn't want to have to look at your vag at all when he's going down on your asshole.

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Comments

atalanta 0

that's messed up! tell his ass he better get used to it or you won't go down on him! that'll fix him!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#166 Organisedchaos, you usually comment intelligently and make valid points. However, I wouldn't count harassing and belittling 5t3ff1k4h among your finest moments.

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karmaslave 5

Well, you can tell him the same thing the next time he's whining about how you should go down on him more.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I'm guessing you don't give a shit, and I didn't really expect you to. Belittling people seems to be a regular item on your daily agenda. I just thought it would be worth my time to stand up for 5t3ff1k4h, seeing as how I'm usually a fan of her intelligent comments.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#175 Well, at least you read my comment! That's really all I ask, so I'm satisfied. :P

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Thanks, nerds. It seems he wishes to be the only one who holds intelligence on this site; he gets offended and throws a temper tantrum when anyone else shows any form of intelligence. OC - I have nothing left to say to you. You've been attempting to belittle me for the better part of a week now, not mentioning all the previous times... You've well proven that you're all about the insults since your arguments have little other value.

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jrad1982 0

it's all good oc, when she's 60 she won't be able to hold her bowel in, and her awesome intelligent bf can get her depends as a stocking stuffer.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I can't believe this discussion. Hey, dude, did you read the part where I said it doesn't happen often? It's not like I'm doing it every weekend! And, I'm pretty sure there are preventative measures; they don't work 100%, nothing does, but they work enough, according to my doctor. By then, I would hope he's not my boyfriend; something more is preferable.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Fair enough, that's a good reason. I don't mean that I agree with with, but I can at least comprehend it. It seems like doesn't like the idea of having his mouth (and probably anything else) close to your anus. It's nothing personal about you. I have no idea if you like any sort of anal stimulation or not but, even if you don't, he's not going to be comfortable about going down on you. If that's important to you then you could ask him if there is anything you could do to remove that concern (washing, position etc). If he still says no, and that's a deal breaker for you, then move on. As for him, there are girls that have opinions and preferences that will dovetail with his perfectly.

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cheeksMcgeeks 3

Well then just take your ****** and push it somewhere else.

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