Intimacy: Wuss

Wuss

By Username - 01/12/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML

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Boundaries please!

By mary - 08/06/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML

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Double standard

By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

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What a wuss

By Anonymous - 30/03/2021 08:01

Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML

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Backwards ass logic

By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 06:00 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, my boyfriend told me that it's "disgusting" to wash your "rear end" and that he has never, and will never, do it. FML

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By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 01:37 - United States - Duarte

Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML

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How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

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Observation

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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Bad romance

By wtf - 26/11/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 1 December 2010 22:19

Well, he's right. Get a bigger house so the back and front doors aren't so close together. Or you could have sex in the dark, then he'll never know.

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 1 December 2010 22:28

I see his point. He probably doesn't want to have to look at your vag at all when he's going down on your asshole.

Comments

tucansam555 3

Thursday 2 December 2010 4:20

its not like 69 where ur ass is at his nose if you just go down ur nose is at the ******....wat a puss

TheSofaKing 7

Thursday 2 December 2010 4:53

When Aunt Flo is at the front door, you go to the back door.

TheSofaKing 7

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:00

Pussy is like the Mafia, one slip of the toung, you are in deep .....

22cute 17

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:09

I'm creeped out that you're still going out with a guy who won't go down on you.

cornix 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:12

Sorry but your boyfriend is actually gay or you are really unattractive. Can't see any straight guy saying that. I for one love it, it's even better than the actual thing.

TheSofaKing 7

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:14

Shower together and clean each others goodies

towboatdude 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:36

If he is unwilling to go down. And is afraid of the back door. Kick his ass to the curb. From the way I read it. He's a wuss a winey little bitch. Go find someone that will hit that back door for you. Just send me some pics. And I might just come hit it for you. Because sometimes you just gotta bust up in through the back door.