Y'all need him!
By Anon - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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Wow. A little religious is she?
More like over"zealots"
That's just weird
crazyladydaisy
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Haha, maybe she wants to scare him away.
Exorcism of the boyfriend
hilary56
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She's just spreading the love..in her stalkerish way
A100893
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I'm just wondering how the mother had the boyfriend's number...
Is he not in the same religion as her and she's trying to convert him into the religion she is?
MwahFMLS
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The power of Christ compels you!
FMLandurstoo
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Op may the lord be with your boyfriend. He'll need it.
#3 - Awesome The Exorcist reference!!
Lol idk y this comment was voted down. It made me laugh!
Did anyone else read that in peter's voice?
MrsCunny
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YES!!!
FurryRocks
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11- and also with you. Amen
Compels you to do what?
Foul boyfriend!
"He's watching every sinful act you commit with my daughter! "
"And enjoying doing so!" Because what is the point of doing that if you don't enjoy it?
cubbi54
6
Hilarious!
bettyc4
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Pentium_4!!! And OP she's helping him to rise again like Jesus did from the dead. It's so kind of your mother to try and improve your sex life
sup?! i sent you a private message, i'm curious how you've died twice lol
She died because she is clueless and probably died of stupidness. I mean really...improving their sex life?? My gosh-.-'
cubbi54
6
She meant that she's helping his penis rise again, damn if you two couldn't catch that you're both obviously ******* stupid.
bettyc4
26
It was a joke dude and i died cuz one my father tried to drown me as a baby and two my heart stopped after pushing my brother out of the way of a speeding car and me getting hit instead. Idk how to answer private massages on here
bettyc4
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And thanks number 34 at least someone here gets it. It's nice to meet someone who isn't a clueless troller
I always wanted to try having sex with a corpse, are you still cold? Then let's get it on! No, seriously, i get it, you almost died. Glad you are still around and kudos for saving your brother. Hope you have a long and outstanding life. Enjoy every second !
bettyc4
26
Not almost. I did. Both times I was legally dead and brought back to life
dragonstrike94
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DIE DOUBLE ZOMBIE DIE!
you have to go to the actual site. and that's amazing!!
bettyc4
26
Ah I see I'm a phone app person
i mostly use my android app but i occasionally go on my actual computer...because it's faster lol
YeaSo3
14
Wow maybe your mom sees something you dont
Or maybe OP's mom sees something that never was,is or will be there.
nonamericandolla
6
What the he'll is that sopped to mean...
nonamericandolla
6
What the he'll is that sopped to mean...
You know exactly what I meant by that.
:D different ones? or the same one over and over
He will never be the same. Ever.
Jesus, after watching the acts between the boyfriend and girlfriend as forementioned?
...wtf?? O.o
Michael_92
20
Seriously why even bother to comment?
nonamericandolla
6
Ur response bores me!!
bettyc4
26
I agree with 37&57 ^^^^
Creepy mommy or maybe just too religious? Either ways, you shouldn't have passed your bf's contact to your mom!
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The power of Christ compels you!
"He's watching every sinful act you commit with my daughter! "