Y'all need him!

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 836
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Top comments

MwahFMLS 6

The power of Christ compels you!

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123josie123 11

"He's watching every sinful act you commit with my daughter! "

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Comments

crazyladydaisy 4

Haha, maybe she wants to scare him away.

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hilary56 0

She's just spreading the love..in her stalkerish way

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A100893 30

I'm just wondering how the mother had the boyfriend's number...

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Haha_no_123 11

Is he not in the same religion as her and she's trying to convert him into the religion she is?

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MwahFMLS 6

The power of Christ compels you!

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FMLandurstoo 9

Op may the lord be with your boyfriend. He'll need it.

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heyred 11

#3 - Awesome The Exorcist reference!!

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dayzz1 10

Lol idk y this comment was voted down. It made me laugh!

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Did anyone else read that in peter's voice?

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FurryRocks 10

11- and also with you. Amen

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123josie123 11

"He's watching every sinful act you commit with my daughter! "

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rattusrattus 18

"And enjoying doing so!" Because what is the point of doing that if you don't enjoy it?

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bettyc4 26

Pentium_4!!! And OP she's helping him to rise again like Jesus did from the dead. It's so kind of your mother to try and improve your sex life

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Pentium_4 27

sup?! i sent you a private message, i'm curious how you've died twice lol

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PaigeySlade 7

She died because she is clueless and probably died of stupidness. I mean really...improving their sex life?? My gosh-.-'

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cubbi54 6

She meant that she's helping his penis rise again, damn if you two couldn't catch that you're both obviously ******* stupid.

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bettyc4 26

It was a joke dude and i died cuz one my father tried to drown me as a baby and two my heart stopped after pushing my brother out of the way of a speeding car and me getting hit instead. Idk how to answer private massages on here

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bettyc4 26

And thanks number 34 at least someone here gets it. It's nice to meet someone who isn't a clueless troller

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lucaluca_fml 2

I always wanted to try having sex with a corpse, are you still cold? Then let's get it on! No, seriously, i get it, you almost died. Glad you are still around and kudos for saving your brother. Hope you have a long and outstanding life. Enjoy every second !

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bettyc4 26

Not almost. I did. Both times I was legally dead and brought back to life

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dragonstrike94 8

DIE DOUBLE ZOMBIE DIE!

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Pentium_4 27

you have to go to the actual site. and that's amazing!!

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bettyc4 26

Ah I see I'm a phone app person

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Pentium_4 27

i mostly use my android app but i occasionally go on my actual computer...because it's faster lol

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YeaSo3 14

Wow maybe your mom sees something you dont

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RussianFox 13

Or maybe OP's mom sees something that never was,is or will be there.

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nonamericandolla 6

What the he'll is that sopped to mean...

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nonamericandolla 6

What the he'll is that sopped to mean...

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swiwi 15

:D different ones? or the same one over and over

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yahoowizard 16

Jesus, after watching the acts between the boyfriend and girlfriend as forementioned?

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Michael_92 20

Seriously why even bother to comment?

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nonamericandolla 6

Ur response bores me!!

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bettyc4 26

I agree with 37&57 ^^^^

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kreepers 6

Creepy mommy or maybe just too religious? Either ways, you shouldn't have passed your bf's contact to your mom!

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