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By ribbonsundone - 06/01/2010 10:07 - United States

Today, I treated my friends to lunch at a posh restaurant because it's my birthday. While we were walking leisurely around the mall afterwards, their boyfriends showed up. I spent the next few hours walking alone behind them while they were walking hand in hand with their boyfriends. FML

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By OneGirlsLife - 15/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Spartanburg

Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 15:33 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

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Where d'you go?!

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML

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Left behind

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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By howrude - 11/09/2009 11:57 - Canada

Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML

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By Sam - 04/03/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By abc - 27/05/2009 10:15 - Pakistan

Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

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Best birthday ever!

By IHateMyLife - 01/02/2021 08:01

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML

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guckylynn 19

Wednesday 6 January 2010 16:12

I don't get why YOU would treat your friends to something on your birthday. Usually it's the friend that treats you...

PhillyFox 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 16:27

It's kind of weird that their boyfriends ALL decided to show up at once...

Comments

S0_Fricken_CUtE 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 21:13

I know how that is :( *wants girlfriend

niknik2014 1

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:16

first of all y the hell would. be treating them on your birthday second that's a bunch of shitty friends its ur birthday for god sakes

eatsleepsinglove 4

Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:35

girl, I know how you feel. sorry it happened to you on your birthdayy

chickletno1 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 7:23

you paid for their food on your birthday? you deserve it then!

DAngelo_fml 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 6:01

whyd you pay for them but I feel you

haleykerr 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 4:05

get a boyfriend.. or don't let your friends bring there's if you can't handle it.

cooperd52 6

Sunday 27 March 2011 18:16

why are you paying for your birthday meal is the real question

Snackpunch 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:17

Isn't that the truth! I'm so sick of my girlfriends ruining girl time by inviting their boyfriends. And seriously, can they just not be away from them for a day? Be your own person, sheesh.