Love, Health, Sex and Cheating: Yeeted it

Yeeted it

By Anonymous - 21/09/2022 02:30 - Canada - Brampton

Today, two weeks after my wife of 3 years caught me screwing her sister in our bed, and she disappeared to her mom’s and refused to take my calls, she came home to get her stuff. Apparently on the night I cheated, she was about to tell me she was 6 weeks pregnant with my baby. She left for the two weeks to get an abortion. FML

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You deserved it 4 435

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By Dean - 23/07/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, the cops showed up to my house and served me a child support order from the girl I had a one-night stand with, and who'd promised me she would abort the baby. All this was two years ago. My wife of three years was in the house and heard everything. She packed up her things and told me she’ll be calling her attorney. FML

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You deserved it 1 548

Double whammy

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 16:00 - Argentina

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 85

By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 02:12 - United States

Today, I found out my wife cheated on me with a guy from her work three times, two months before I proposed to her. She decided to tell me three months into our marriage. FML

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You deserved it 2 654

Harsh and unfair

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 12:00

Today, my soon-to-be-ex wife aborted our baby out of sheer spite after I caught her cheating with a man. All I’ve ever wanted is to be a mom, but I'm infertile. Also, I’m writing this from work because my boss wouldn’t let me have even one day to grieve, because I wasn’t the one who was pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 901

You deserved it 432

The heat of the moment

By ImSorry - 18/01/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I found out I’m gonna be a father. One day, I accidentally walked in on my sister-in-law changing. For some reason I’ll never understand, we ended up having a quickie doggystyle and swore to not talk about it ever again. She’s now 6 weeks pregnant. I’m a dead man if my wife finds out. FML

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You deserved it 1 350

Stepping out

By Anonymous - 21/10/2022 18:00

Today, I found out that my wife has been stepping out for two years with her two best friend's husbands, our neighbor who lives with his mother, and a complete stranger she worked with for 4 days. She was also pregnant while all this was going on. Then she had a nervous breakdown, and I had to take her to hospital. FML

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You deserved it 218

Nice guy

By Amy - 28/06/2022 06:00

Today, three weeks after I gave birth to a stillborn, my now ex-husband told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. It’s his. FML

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You deserved it 152

Kinda sus behavior

By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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You deserved it 1 988

Why not both?

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 22:00

Today, I found out my fiancé cheated on me with my sister, because she got pregnant and dropped out of school. I don't know whose betrayal is worse. FML

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You deserved it 145

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 21:06 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML

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You deserved it 4 879

Iifa 7

Wednesday 21 September 2022 9:29

And? You have a problem with what exactly? You disrespected her, cheated on her, in her own bed with her sister. You're lucky she didn't kill you, or yell. She just took and left and will probably wipe you from her existence. Probably ruined some family relationships all for you to "screw" the sister. Surely you didn't think she will stay and forgive you, have your baby and let you feel like you're the man. No, she made the best choice for her and the baby. You deserved it

lv2drum 7

Wednesday 21 September 2022 13:04

no sympathy, your wife deserves better

Comments

Rake 16

Thursday 22 September 2022 8:06

I pressed the YDI button as soon as I read the screwing her sister part. Whatever that might be that happens after is totally your fault.

Christina790 8

Friday 23 September 2022 20:17

You do realize that also was probably the hardest decision she'll ever make right? She lost her husband, her sister, and her baby because her husband and sister betrayed her in the worst way. Then you have the audacity to post about it on FML, for what reason, sympathy, validationlike you didnt do anything wrong? Becayse you do come off like you didn't do anything wrong. And do you have any sympathy for your wife? I hope she's divorcing you and has a long happy life with someone that deserves her.