Awkward and Miscellaneous: You ANIMAL

You ANIMAL

By ElevatorThug - 25/08/2009 09:17 - Singapore

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

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By arghh - 29/09/2009 09:43 - Australia

Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping my bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closed. FML

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Introvert life

By CaBur - 19/02/2013 22:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

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By Jarool - 12/05/2014 19:41 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, my wife got all excited when she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heart to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Stuckism - 15/09/2009 17:16 - Malaysia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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Footloose

By Imnotfromhere - 16/06/2021 10:59

Today, my neighbor told me to stop pushing the elevator buttons and opening doors with my feet. I bitched him out, because he's been making a huge issue out of it for months. Right after, I realized I forgot my keys inside and he's the only person around who could let me back into the building. FML

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Such a gentleman

By Harry123 - 01/09/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I was trying to be polite by holding the door for an elderly lady in a shop. What I didn’t realise was that the doors were automatic. I ended up standing there awkwardly for a good 5 seconds, holding onto thin air, while she just smiled and walked by. A bloke behind me said, “The doors don’t need your help, mate.” FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 15:42 - Australia - Burnside

Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with our crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again. FML

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By Mike - 17/12/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

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By xYumix - 17/11/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

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Tuesday 25 August 2009 16:08

Dont lie, that wasnt on accident :P

timtam24 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 16:17

You could have just stuck your arm out...

Comments

fishbowlbarbie 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:47

Why didn't anyone on the elevator say anything, if they noticed you were pushing the wrong button. Why can't people talk on elevators, its so wierd.

Corneliapresent 13

Tuesday 12 May 2015 11:15

I have the same opinion, people look and stare but they never intervene. That's what makes my sad about our society ...

starczy 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:49

Why didn't you reach your hand out while the door was closing?

bds0688 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:02

Ah, the perfect fmylife commentators come to criticize someone for a simple mistake. Must be lonely up on your high horses.

lazyllama101 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:09

Freudian slip much?

Kajay1978 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:10

now the old lady is gonna write her own fml here today!

Paigggee 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:38

#39, I was referring to #18 who said, "it's much easier to distinguish two four letter words than some symbols." assuming the two four letters she was referring to were they to be put in an elevator would be "open" and "close" I was just pointing out the fact that close is 5 letters and open is 4 letters. I know that symbols are used in elevators. -_-

honeyishrnkdakid 2

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:49

I burst out laughing because the visual is so hilarious but also because I've accidentally done that before. FYL OP, FYL.

Puolukka 4

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:55

This discussion is so pointless... I could join it saying "OMFG in Germany elevators don't have a "close door" button, this is soooo fake" o.O So unless any of you have ever been in an elevator in Singapore...I don't think you're in a place to complain or think you know better.