You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
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andybme 0

Sucks for you >.< Get her number, (insurance number) >:D

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Crysta_fml 3

Today, I pulled up to the petrol station, and this creepy git kept staring at me, I was starting to get scared, so I turned my back on him, relived he was pulling away. He must have been to busy staring at my ass, because he took the front bumper off my car. FML

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tauraian 0

Well I'm pretty sure you got her full attention after that, just like you wanted to =o

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PentiumBawls8 0

How is that even possible? Her car must have been in front of yours but subconciously you already know her car was there so you bumped into it anyway. yes fyl

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chux4w 0

Pull over to stare at them? That's even worse! :P

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Kitsukami 0

YDI... anyone that calls girls 'hotties' probably deserves worse. :

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mrgsx600 0

if you weren't so shy this would have never happened. next time just go talk to her and save the romantic stare down. It's much easier that way

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palmtrees 1

"Romantic" stare down? More like creepy...

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Nic_hole 0

things could have been worse YDI,

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exquisite 0

and now you have her phone number right??

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capricaz 0

I'm confused on how you managed that. Last I checked cars don't magically turn into someone else's car even if you're not paying attention. They go straight. A major YDI

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blacklblskate54 0

YDI completely. That is terrible. You could have hit a person, asshat.

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