Cars and Transportation: You dipstick!

You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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By Anonyme - 05/12/2018 03:30 - United States - Pleasant Hill

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By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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By sillyrabbit - 24/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, after I had filled up my car and got into it I saw a cute guy running towards me. I flashed a smile and left the door open and said, "Hey" when he was next to me. He said, "The pump is still attached to your car, you really should be more careful." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By MikeMoosey - 30/12/2008 18:00 - United States

Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By Dr_Gip - 18/10/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML

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By Anonomous - 26/01/2015 15:48 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

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andybme 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:05

Sucks for you >.< Get her number, (insurance number) >:D

Crysta_fml 3

Saturday 16 January 2010 14:15

Today, I pulled up to the petrol station, and this creepy git kept staring at me, I was starting to get scared, so I turned my back on him, relived he was pulling away. He must have been to busy staring at my ass, because he took the front bumper off my car. FML

Comments

tauraian 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 17:42

Well I'm pretty sure you got her full attention after that, just like you wanted to =o

PentiumBawls8 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 17:43

How is that even possible? Her car must have been in front of yours but subconciously you already know her car was there so you bumped into it anyway. yes fyl

chux4w 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 18:07

Pull over to stare at them? That's even worse! :P

blastvortex 3

Saturday 16 January 2010 18:50

YDI. Pay attention, OP.

Kitsukami 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 18:53

YDI... anyone that calls girls 'hotties' probably deserves worse. :

mrgsx600 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:00

if you weren't so shy this would have never happened. next time just go talk to her and save the romantic stare down. It's much easier that way

palmtrees 1

Monday 18 January 2010 21:18

"Romantic" stare down? More like creepy...

Nic_hole 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 20:21

things could have been worse YDI,

exquisite 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 21:18

and now you have her phone number right??

capricaz 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 22:25

I'm confused on how you managed that. Last I checked cars don't magically turn into someone else's car even if you're not paying attention. They go straight. A major YDI