Intimacy: You have the same voice!

You have the same voice!

By EternalBlossom - 14/07/2015 05:03 - United States

Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 522

You deserved it 24 084

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 724

You deserved it 78 319

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 585

You deserved it 47 214

By crazyt446 - 11/07/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 469

You deserved it 71 654

By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 837

You deserved it 35 988

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 527

You deserved it 17 446

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 477

You deserved it 6 198

Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 414

You deserved it 23 272

By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 189

You deserved it 3 432

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 966

You deserved it 791

What a dick

By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 07:29 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 704

You deserved it 5 175

Adeptus_Astartes 22

Tuesday 14 July 2015 18:59

At least he didn't say, "Who's your daddy?" in return.

DaRito 25

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:02

I still wonder how people manage to do this.

Comments

dcats 13

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:35

Your dad will be proud.

MRSwick2525 23

Tuesday 14 July 2015 21:27

#25 WTF???? Seriously?? How on Gods Green Earth would her Dad be proud? I am so intrigued why you would say this!!

Nena_100 15

Tuesday 14 July 2015 23:07

sarcasm, my friend. look it up. it exists.

Futacy 29

Wednesday 15 July 2015 6:25

Maybe her dad will be proud, but 'daddy' won't be so much.

JulC_fml 11

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:36

The OP had both contacts as "Daddy" so I see where she would mess up.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:36

Now that this happened... We can say sex makes you blind and hurry

ajlopez 18

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:40

I'm guessing you don't pay much attention to your contacts do you?

Mcstud1y 30

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:45

You couldn't tell by the voice?

Fustercluck 14

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:53

seems like someone called the wrong daddy

bingalingading 12

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:56

I really hope you didn't ask for a spanking...

Mudhound123 6

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:56

Everyone assumes OP is a young girl. She very well could be in her 20's. Her dad cannot regulate who she does and does not have sex with. All the "grounded", "chastity belt", and other ideas are a little exaggerated.