You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
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artisticlicense 0

you deserve it for letting your heart wander.

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CFR 0

HA HA!....HA! You do realize that the cheerleader knew your girlfriend was behind you right? THAT'S why she smiled. Ya doink...

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fantasyworld 37

Your girlfriend probably got her to do that.

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i_needa_username 17

Today, my boyfriend hooked up with a cheerleader. I was standing behind him

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RandomRaveDude 10

YDI, and more. A male can't simply be friends with an attractive girl, I bet you had other intentions.

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pheizer01 10

I FELT SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND THen i read the rest and felt so sorry for how royally ****** you are... And not in the good way

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matega 18

I wanted to click "you deserved it", but you don't deserve neither your girlfriend nor the cheerleader.

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thatonetribute 31

You are a class A moron. Kindly go jump into a lake, OP.

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OneOnJuanAction 22

She only asked for your number, it's not like she asked you out.

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