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By virginkiller - 03/03/2012 13:23 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primeisodophobia. What is primeisodophobia, you may ask? Well, it's the fear of losing your virginity. FML

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By dickofbrokendreams - 02/03/2015 05:14 - United States - Waynesville

Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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By wow - 08/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, my virgin girlfriend who wanted to lose her virginity to me got on Google, and quizzed me on how to properly put on a condom. She doesn't trust me. FML

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By Magnus_the_Red - 09/09/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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By well then - 30/05/2015 05:40 - United States - Forest Park

Today, my girlfriend randomly confessed to basically having a "phobia" of monogamy. But don't worry, she defensively assured me she's never ever cheated on me, even though I never said she had, so I guess that's okay then. FML

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By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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Saturday 3 March 2012 16:29

Sounds like a natural fear that the two of you can work through together to a mutually satisfactory result. Getting her to face her fear is important for your relationship.

Morgannnnuhhh 1

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:30

So make her Un-afraid.(: show her that you love her, comfort her and support her. She will eventually come around, more men need to think with there brain instead of their dicks.

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SpeakOutLoud 1

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:22

Well you better respect her then!

KRiddle 15

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:31

Damn...

BrysGirl27 14

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:32

Oh wow..just be really sweet to her:) maybe she'll change her mind

TrancyPants 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:08

Ohh yes, you're totally going to die if you don't have sex with your girlfriend. You know what? If you're so desperate for sex, go **** your life-- oops.

downtime 12

Monday 5 March 2012 4:18

Hahahahahahahaha. That was a joke right? Right? Because I know you wouldn't be stupid enough for hating on someone who has needs or desires of their own. That would just make you a ****, but lucky for us, you were just joking :)

kalbrek009 20

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:37

People spend way too much time on the Internet looking for some kind of disease/dysfunction to claim as their own....I think op's GF just wanted a seemingly viable excuse not to have sex & since "phobias" are in fact "irrational fears with no real basis in reality", op needs to looks that up for her & then just be patient for when she's ready or realize that either A: she'll never be ready or B: she's lying cause she's probably seeing someone else & doesn't want him to know that she's not really a virgin.

skulskinator 5

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:38

Just get a lot of blow jobs

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:40

If you dump her, she has a valid reason for her phobia. Most guys date for the sole reason of her putting out asap. Then break up and find another girl. She will know you only wanted her for sex.