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By virginkiller - 03/03/2012 13:23 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primeisodophobia. What is primeisodophobia, you may ask? Well, it's the fear of losing your virginity. FML

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By dickofbrokendreams - 02/03/2015 05:14 - United States - Waynesville

Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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By wow - 08/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, my virgin girlfriend who wanted to lose her virginity to me got on Google, and quizzed me on how to properly put on a condom. She doesn't trust me. FML

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By Magnus_the_Red - 09/09/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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By well then - 30/05/2015 05:40 - United States - Forest Park

Today, my girlfriend randomly confessed to basically having a "phobia" of monogamy. But don't worry, she defensively assured me she's never ever cheated on me, even though I never said she had, so I guess that's okay then. FML

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By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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Saturday 3 March 2012 16:29

Sounds like a natural fear that the two of you can work through together to a mutually satisfactory result. Getting her to face her fear is important for your relationship.

Morgannnnuhhh 1

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:30

So make her Un-afraid.(: show her that you love her, comfort her and support her. She will eventually come around, more men need to think with there brain instead of their dicks.

Comments

Morgannnnuhhh 1

Sunday 4 March 2012 15:12

Jealous much?

EmilySiler 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 17:01

Of course this would make YOU say "FML" because your a guy. Seriously? Get over yourself.

rckprncss 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 17:06

Okay, so sorry to burst your bubble, but I guess you should at least google things before you post. There is no esodophobia, but there is a esophobia, the fear of dawn. So either you girlfriend was being funny and you missed the joke, or she does not want to has sex with you...ever.

AmbrosiaWriter 17

Monday 5 March 2012 0:25

Or he spelled it wrong based on how he heard it. A lot of phobias are not spelled phonetically (or the way they sound.) primeisodophobia -- Fear of losing one's virginity. He missed the very first part of the word, which means he probably wasn't listening to her all that well.

thats_my_job 11

Sunday 4 March 2012 19:17

Is this the same guy whose girlfriend wanted him to use a flaccid penis on her? That sucks. Oh wait! Maybe she can just do that instead. Problem solved.