You must be ******** me

By MyLyfeSux - 25/09/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
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hellocello600 0

who waits for a janitor?

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null_fml 11

You went to a public restroom and didn't check the roll BEFORE sitting down? And you didn't wait for other people to leave (you'd be able to tell from inside the stall, yes) and quickly scurry over to check another stall? You must be one of those "idiots" I'm always hearing about.

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mc0carrie 0

then just don't wipe. yeah, it's gross but it's that or wait there for hours. durr!!! unless it's all messy...haha then use whatever you can!

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123e3 0

See this is why i never take a dump at school!

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bre_zip_it_up13 11

he can smell like shit if he don't

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DameGreyWulf 0

And this is why you should always make sure there's enough on the roll before going in the stall

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Why wouldn't you just reach under and grab toilet paper from another stall? If you're lucky and the stall is occupied, you'll grab a little something extra.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Because... that's impossible? Usually the stalls are pretty low these days, with the paper being much higher... you'd have to get on the ground.

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Intoxicunt 5

...and crawl into the next stall. I've done it. For that matter, ask out loud if anyone is in there. If so, get them to hand you toilet paper (as long as they're not like Elaine from Seinfeld). If not, go out. Go into the next stall.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

I've certainly reached under and grabbed toilet paper from the stall over. Unless I was imagining it.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I wish all bathrooms were like the one you were in, then. Would have saved me trouble a few times.

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Intoxicunt 5

Lol, yeah. I've never been able to just reach though.

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MiniatureMayhem 0

There's this great new invention, a travel roll of toilet paper. Go find some at Walgreens, you seem like the kind of person who'd need it.

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panicpanic 0

and this is why the rest of the world needs to be introduced to a handheld bidet. it is just cleaner, and you wouldve only had to wit til your ass dried. how can you just WIPE the shit off your ass anyway. it is disgusting. also during that one hour wait hadnt the shit already dried? ew

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jonny2x4 0

YDI for not checking for TP before you dropped your load. You should always have a small roll of TP or a pack of moist wipes with you when you use a public restroom. You can get those at Target or Walmart. If possible I try not to use public bathrooms. Cooties and perverts, you know.

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Wololo 0

I can't help but notice that some of the funniest, most epic-facepalm-FML's come from the great state of Florida.

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