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You must be ******** me

By MyLyfeSux - 25/09/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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Always check!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bayonne

Today, after eating some fire noodles the day before, I took a nice long poop in my school's bathroom, only to find out there was no toilet paper left in any of the stalls. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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hellocello600 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 1:41

who waits for a janitor?

null_fml 11

Saturday 26 September 2009 1:42

You went to a public restroom and didn't check the roll BEFORE sitting down? And you didn't wait for other people to leave (you'd be able to tell from inside the stall, yes) and quickly scurry over to check another stall? You must be one of those "idiots" I'm always hearing about.

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plexico 3

Saturday 26 September 2009 5:07

What the hell were you doing sitting on a toilet with your pants down and not seeing the rolls behind the toilet? What kept you from looking? Masturbation? Did you jerk off after taking a shit? Does that count as a self-blumpkin?

heyyimkell 2

Saturday 26 September 2009 5:12

Wow.. definitely YDI. If there's no toilet paper, the first place I look for more is behind the toilet because that's where they usually put it. And didn't your teacher tell someone from your class to see if you were alright, since you were in there for an hour?

ruckerpark364 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 5:40

wow srsly u didnt get up once to look, are you retarted?

leggyxo 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 5:55

First, Everybodys response made me laugh EXTREMELY hard. and second, you sat there for an hour with shit on your ass and didnt think to look around for some stocked up toilet paper? idiot.

gothymama 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 5:58

MLIA.

playfuldesk 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 6:05

I recieve. I also swallow.

i_stay_anonymous 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 6:48

Wait... So you sat there on the toilet for half an hour waiting for the janitor to come... You're an idiot. 0_o

Kofu 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 6:56

You sat there for an HOUR and didn't bother checking for more rolls? Really, if you didn't check to make sure the stall had paper before you even parked your ass down, then you better be prepared to man up and just walk away. That hour you sat there could have been spent going home and ramming a power-washer up your nose in a vain attempt to cleanse yourself of the stupid that got you there in that predicament. YDI.