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Does she think you're a witch for using your left hand too?
Mine called me a no class child many years ago. Don't worry OP, we lefties stick together! Both my parents are left handed as well!
She was born in a different time, being left-handed use to be considered pretty bad in some cultures, give her a break. I'm sure when you tell your grandkids some of the ideas we have today they'll burst out laughing.
How dare you write with your left hand!
YDI. Only lawless vandals wright with their left hand.
Lefty persecution only really died out in the late 80's early 90's in general schools (about the same time the principal lost the power to beat your ass too), there are still a lot of people around with that stupid superstition. I even went to a charter school for half of my first grade year (in the mid 90's) and a teacher smacked my hand for writing as a lefty. she learned the hard way that momma's left hook is pretty potent. I switched schools needless to say.
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Superstitions are the dumbest.
Maybe show her how you can speak sign language with that left hand