You OK dude?

By dragos_dgt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Romania

Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 038
You deserved it 33 758
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Top comments

AnthonyN 5

Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.

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marinus_fml 19

What a fail. I though OP was female. *sigh*

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LuHGiiiT 11

18 - You've failed twice in the two most recent FMLs.. I believe you're in the lead =P

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bubble25_fml 5

Whaaaaa?? You stalking me O:?? Whyyyyyyyyy :'(

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LiveLaughFML 10

lol no #26, he isn't stalking you. your creepy profile picture stands out anywhere.

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enonymous 8

Marinus by female you meant me right?

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LuHGiiiT 11

34 - Why am I always the only one thoroughly confused by your comments? Am I missing something? ='(

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enonymous 8

You miss everything...

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enonymous 8

Don't mess with the stache... Unless you're looking for a ride

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StoryOfTheYear 14

You didn't miss anything. You cleaned up after yourself spotlessly.

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Finn_the_human 5

Why didn't you switch to professor X so you could make him forget what he saw?

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ILoveEmoes 9

It still works, marinus! Look at all the thumbs ups you're getting, you're popular! ... Or maybe people just like your insanely hot back.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

I know right that guy is a real chick magnet. Sorry..

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airforce987 20

Actually I wouldn't want to be him. He went through the holocaust.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Me. I just spent the past 10 minutes pretending I was Storm by gesturing to the clouds gathering outside the window.. Important note: I'm not at work. Pick your moments, OP.

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aznpiboy24 5

You're just trying to hide the fact you're one too, we all are :D

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butterybiscuit 6

Katie tha great, ur hot

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jallred254 4

He said that his mom played a similar role last night...

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sunkissedblonde 0

Ur pic is scary

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CanadianNarwhal 13

Well if your boss likes X-men, you're golden.

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AnthonyN 5

Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.

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loserman67 35

SAY GOODBYE TO: 1. Your self-respect 2. Respect from your boss or co-workers 3. ANY shot at a raise and/or promotion 4. The hot chick from the accounting department you wanted to ask out 5. Any invitations to parties, lunches, drinks after work with co-workers, pretty much any sort of life SAY HELLO TO: 1. Snickering behind your back 2. Being make fun of at the water cooler 3. A life of being alone 4. Being stuck in your current position forever 5. Take out food, eaten by yourself in your cold, lonely apartment.

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Enigmax2514 7

Judging from your name, did you form this comment from your life experiences? :p

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LuHGiiiT 11

How the heck did you type all of that and still end up being #10? By the time I think of anything relevant, and type it all up, the best I can hope for is in the 200's 0_o

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LetsRollOut 2

I dunno. I could see my friends and I welcoming this guy with open arms.

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Tyger44 1

Who gives a **** abput what others think!!???if you work well&get on with the managment its no problem. This is a minor thing..compared to what other people do at work..including me..

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kaengelangeleyes 9

How in the world did this post get so many thumbs up. X men is awesome!

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tls1679 0

You should've said "cold, lonely basement."

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Are you making magic toast?

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neonsugarXx 0

Lol why did this get so many thumbs down? xD

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Because everybody knows buttered toast is better.

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Because those 12 people don't enjoy magic toast. :[

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