You OK dude?

By dragos_dgt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Romania

Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML
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AnthonyN 5

Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.

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some1azn 0

He was trying to stare into your mind like Professor Xavier.

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sandmancometh 3

Better by far to keep your imagination than keep your job.

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Jimboom 11

Keep trying. One day those superpowers of yours might actually kick in... of course if that ever did become a reality it will only happen that one time when nobody is around.. obviously.

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andre5006 2

Don't even blame you since I watched Xmen first class Ive been holding my temples trying to read minds and control people

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suitgirl5 5

This reeks of awesomeness.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

For some reason, this made me think of Accepted. "I wanna learn how to blow shit up....with my mind."

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DamnSmooth 0

You should try this same experiment later at home. And you should do it while in a bathtub of running water, with the toaster nearby & conveniently plugged in. With some luck it will slightly levitate just enough before falling into the bathtub.

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TheBigFailer 0

My dad saw me doing the same thing with a frying pan

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Nick120 2

WTF... Maybe you shouldn't be doing that in a public place

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