You OK dude?

By dragos_dgt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Romania

Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 038
You deserved it 33 755

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Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.

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That's when you make the toaster fly and hit him

Wouldn't it be epic if your boss looked at you, hurriedly make a makeshift claw with pens and scotch tape and then try to jump on you, all the while screaming that you shall pay for what you have done to Jean grey?

I think i would've join u and acted like professor X and tell u to use something other than anger for ur source of helping ur focus :)

Pardon my youthful ignorance, but I have no idea who/what that is.

Behold the era of Justin bieber and Rebecca black, where the NOISE claws it's way into their brains, fill up 99% of it which leaves no space for the finer stuffs, with the slight chance of permanent brain damage. Poor kids

Well, at least you decided to pretend to be a cool supervillain.

96luisa 0

OP's from Romania! rock on bro.

marpay 11

The villain from X Men. Seriously how do people not know this? X Men is full of epic wins.