You OK hun?

By notexactly - 29/12/2009 00:48 - Sweden

Spicy
Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML
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name2notforget 0

well...were you while you fell in the shower?

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xMrAndyTranx 4

Your mom knows what's up with young people these days

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piwikiwi93 0

I don't even think my mom knows what masturbating is!

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Human_Caterpilla 10

Well, she definitely has had sex before. So I'm pretty sure she at least knows what it is.

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BullletProof 5

sux, but you kinda deserve it for being a wuss and moaning cuz you fell. Seriously. I'm a 15 year old girl and I dont cry when i get shot in the face with a paintball from 5 feet away. SUCK IT UP

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Mira Lux 26

Good for you for having a high pain tolerance. But don't tell OP to suck it up, for all we know OP could have a low pain tolerance.

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youknowimright 5

hahaha peter griffen sitting on the ground sighing for longer than necessary... like you

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Aligator67 12

So glad my mom doesn't do that.

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XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Hey your mom is cool she has a sense of humor

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J15237 25

Well that could lead to a fun conversation later if you like the guy a lot.

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