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You poor thing.

By Anonymous - 20/02/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I cut open my gum on a pizza crust. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 070
You deserved it 666
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kumarina 35

Is always the things that you love, the ones that hurt you the most

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Tripartita 44

"What? I thought they were bustin' you out last week!" "They were, but they delivered my razor-filled pizza to the wrong person."

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kumarina 35

Is always the things that you love, the ones that hurt you the most

47 1
Tripartita 44

"What? I thought they were bustin' you out last week!" "They were, but they delivered my razor-filled pizza to the wrong person."

31 1
squizzlebee 19

I've managed to cut the roof of my mouth on a piece of chocolate cake before, I feel your pain (both the physical injury and the emotional betrayal)

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kibster9 20

At least you got cut while being happy.

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evilplatypus 38

Was it New Haven style pizza? I find those crusts tend to be extra crispy and pokey.

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Deadpoolscomedywriter 6

op maybe you should brush your teeth? Unless it was a hard jab then FML

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TheNewGuy03 28

Suddenly, "cut your teeth" becomes a quite literal expression.

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