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By DrunkenValor - 06/09/2009 04:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend got drunk. We tried to get him into a cab, he punched me in the face, three chavs then accosted me, accusing me of trying to mug him. I was then beaten up by said chavs and then the police charged me for being drunk and disorderly. FML

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By ronboy - 26/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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By AntSimo - 19/05/2009 07:46 - South Africa

Today, whilst presenting a report to the head of my college, I was arrested by a police officer for assault. I was in a bar the night before and accidentally bumped into a local tough guy on the way to the toilet. I got punched in the face. The witnesses got our names mixed up. That'll look great on my CV. FML

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He started it, sorry

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML

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You deserved it 172

By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 08:25

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

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You deserved it 11 413

By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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You deserved it 9 631

By itstillhurts - 21/12/2009 04:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said I thought being glassed wouldn't actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML

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You deserved it 35 764

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML

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Dude, chill out

By U... - 18/08/2023 22:00

Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML

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You deserved it 115

By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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Sunday 6 September 2009 12:11

What the heck is a chav?

JustTh4tGuy 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:55

The word "Chav" is derived from Council House And Violence, CHAV. They are always Scum, walk around wearing hoodies and trakkies (jogging bottoms in the USA I believe?) And they are generally the degenerates of life that are only going to cost the rest of us money through Tax's as they will never have a job and are obsessed with alcohol, swearing and having as many spawn with as many girls as possible.

Comments

IndieSinger 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:26

I'm afraid "chav" is not an acronym for "Council House And Violent". In fact, it's not an acronym for anything. It actually entered our language via the Romany words chav and chavi meaning "child" and charver meaning "prostitute". You can read more on this word (and more about it not being "Council House And Violent" or "Cheltenham Average (and neither does "ned" come from "non-educated delinquent") by clicking: http://www.worldwidewords.org/topicalwords/tw-cha2.htm

Oishi_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:48

So it's kind of like saying someone who you would consider an a**hole would be stereotyped as someone who isn't very nice? I don't believe that's how it works. You get the idea when someone calls them an a**hole.

No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:51

well I don't know how things work where you're from but around the states you can't be charged with being drunk until after they give a breathalyzer which a person can request. see just one more reason why the USA rules

Gculk 1

Sunday 6 September 2009 19:05

He probably was drunk, idiot. If his friend was, why shouldn't he be?

DrunkenValor 0

Monday 7 September 2009 1:35

I was drunk indeed, I wouldn't say I was idiotic, my friend is just a very angry drunk (He has asbergus syndrome, which I found out on the night.) - I was breathalyzed too.

mary49_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:53

chav: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 18:03

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here." ~~ Officer Barbrady

WitchCirce 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 18:05

FYL indeed. You try to be a good friend and get physically attacked for it, then some assholes decide to physically attack you on a flimsy pretext, and then the police arrest YOU for being disorderly when it's pretty clear you were being unfairly beaten? Damn.

jgsalazar1 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 18:40

this story sucks

wtfismyfml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 19:26

only chavs would do something that dumb

beastio 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:28

Lol I can see it now. HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

georgie_sweetypi 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 21:38

This whole wall/comment thing makes me lol, it is basically one big discussion about what a chav is, My explanation is: ------------- Male Chav: Trakies (Joggers) Baseball cap Like Mc Donalds Wears 'Bling' is hardly ever without bright white trainers ---------------- Female: Usually has a baby Pony tail on top of head Greasy Hair Similar attire ------------------ I try not to generalise but we are talking about chav's and from my experience they mostly are fitting my description.. i don't mean offense to anyone but you know...