Transportation, Embarrassing and Pranks: You're so cool

You're so cool

By TacoFail - 02/01/2010 04:46 - United States

Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML

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You deserved it 60 718

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By stonehengeva - 27/07/2015 03:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML

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By Tired Hungry Geek - 27/10/2015 04:40 - United States

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

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By backwardsinlife - 05/10/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML

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The smell of freedom

By ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

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Grow up

By Anothernametaken - 18/11/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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You deserved it 1 759

By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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You deserved it 2 836

By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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You deserved it 39 736

By Anonymous - 25/09/2018 12:00

Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML

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Make your mind up

By firedupasshole - 27/07/2020 05:01

Today, while taking to-go orders at my restaurant, a customer called saying he wanted his food well done. He even said, “Burn it to a crisp.” Which is what I told the kitchen. When he came to pick it up, he opened his food, inspected it and screamed, “Not this burned, you damn retard!” and threw it at me. FML

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vermillionlove 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:11

W...T...F...

plethora 3

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:16

You rebel.

Comments

lostfaithinpppl 19

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:31

OP should not be allowed to reproduce.

alex_vik 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:46

What the hell is wrong with you? Go to a doctor, moments of insanity aren't normal.

batgirlmel 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:56

Congratulations! Now you know for sure that the staff at Taco Bell are cooler than you. *shakes head sadly*

CDS09 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:00

you sound like a little child with a car....ground up

longcat 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:16

Is PP retarded?

m1204 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:21

You had an urge to be an ass*&^%? Wow, you must be proud.

Castertr0y357 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:47

lol... this totally made my day.. manual transmissions FTW!

AmeOwl 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:30

Um... you still have to shift out of park in an automatic.

mina_8 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:13

Am I the only one who's still trying to figure out what in the world you were trying to accomplish here?

summer99 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:34

no i'm still trying to figure it out too... like what was the point?

urclremi 2

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:13

FAILURE

suesblues 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:20

Why would you throw the receipt in her face, you ******* asshole?

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