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By TacoFail - 02/01/2010 04:46 - United States

Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML

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You deserved it 60 737

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By stonehengeva - 27/07/2015 03:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 850

You deserved it 1 761

By Tired Hungry Geek - 27/10/2015 04:40 - United States

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 686

You deserved it 10 339

By backwardsinlife - 05/10/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 424

You deserved it 45 604

God's gift

By Anonymous - 24/01/2025 15:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I tried to flirt with the cute cashier at my usual drive-thru. Instead of saying, "Thank you," I panicked and said, "I love you." Now I have to find a new favorite burger place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 168

You deserved it 402

The smell of freedom

By ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 881

You deserved it 45 717

Grow up

By Anothernametaken - 18/11/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 280

You deserved it 5 255

By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 999

You deserved it 1 764

By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 705

You deserved it 2 837

By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 393

You deserved it 39 751

By Anonymous - 25/09/2018 12:00

Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 060

You deserved it 154

vermillionlove 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:11

W...T...F...

plethora 3

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:16

You rebel.

Comments

ggallegos13 2

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:39

Haha wow, teenage angst sucks sometimes! FYL man lol. Poor guy, just trying to be cool, and instead getting very emberrassed. I feel really sorry for you! You kinda deserved it though.

Tigg3r 3

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:41

Why the hell do you put your car in park in a drive thru? Did you put your emergency break on to?

TheTragicReturn 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:47

Don't try to cover up your flagrant behavior by calling it a "moment of insanity." Well all know it was you being yourself: a pure asshole.

tisiphone_fml 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:56

You're kind of a jerk, aren't you? I'm sure the minimum wage workers of the world thank you. Karma. It will find you.

tisiphone_fml 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:58

#70, I think he just wanted to throw something in the person at the window's face.

Ninjaface 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 23:00

"Today, after handing a customer his food, he threw the receipt at me, yelled 'WOOHOO,' and attempted to speed out of the drive-thru line only to find that his car was in park. I laughed so hard I peed myself. I now have to work four more hours with wet underwear. FML"

tman118 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 23:04

so put it in drive, shit

eric62086 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:00

ur an idiot lol

ron_burgundy 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:22

so, you cant control yourself yet you have a car and a drivers liscence? I feel much less safe driving, what if someone driving beside me decides to have a "moment of insanity" and tries to run me into the median or into the ditch, or even into a person walking!