You Sexty Thing

By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 06:53 - United States - Prairie City

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Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML
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Grauncho 27

Next time you guys are having sex, start laughing out loud.

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klorehore 24

My god, just tell her it's bothering you.

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really77 6

So just explain that to her.

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GothicAngel95 16

You ether tell her, it bothers you that she does that or tell her to go over to your place and start doing it for real.

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threer 30

So you can just tell a girl that she better come to your place and have sex with you?

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tehdarkness 21

She's just nervous, stop being a baby and go with it!

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worldclassrager 39

Well if she sees this it might make her quit...can you two just have some personal time together?

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Sweet_Meli 11

"Touch my nipple , lol " Yeah that's not attractive lol sorry OP.

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perdix 29

I give you a Cleveland Steamer, lol, and then smear it into a Dirty Sanchez, lol, lmfao, ROTF! That's not too hard...

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kayteakay 26

Maybe she thinks she's conveying a cute/giggly attitude? A simple, possibly awkward chat should help.

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pedinhuh 23

Well, FYL indeed but not because of your GF saying LOL all the time. But because a simple word, even though repeated all the time, can turn you off even when you're having some. Hell, I would mind that at all.

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HOPPE612 5

it's not a word sorry about calling you out

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