You tried

By briiiiiiii123 - 12/01/2015 07:56 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML
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squarecircles 13

"Would you like that super sized?"

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Miscellanonymous 8

*bahapapapa* not loving it?

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gregnc_fml 18

Maybe a Happy Meal before sex isn't good for the libido?

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dvp_fml 8

Did he call out to the Hamburgalar when he finished?

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chillandfun 12

Should have gone to Wendy's.

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steam_engenius 21

I see everyone saying she should have helped him finish...but do we know if he even helped her? Maybe it was painful or something and she was upset. Either way, she's not obligated to do anything.

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