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By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
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jpoole 4

Your friends are retarded.

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WCARlover 34

How awkward...it's pretty cruel that that is the way they decided to tell you...

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hateevryone 14

your friends are idiots.

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thereal501 2

Fairly certain I've seen this scenario on 4 different shows. Look em up. start with 30 rock. They have some good tips on how to Handle the situation.

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keepingitnasty 15

Well...did you two scissor? Sounds like good times to me.

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Eternal94 10

I feel bad for you. last year My cousin burl out to everyone in Christmas party that "I'm a lesbian" then my sister look at me and said " you sleep on the couch". Everyone were laughing.

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WizardMermen 3

What? Did your cousin say that she was a lesbian or that you were a lesbian? Either way, what does that have to do with your sister telling you to sleep on a couch?

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Eternal94 10

Im not a lesbian But he tell everyone that I'm a lesbian caz I dot have a bf. Oh we shared the same room. But different bed.

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Eternal94 10

She meant to say the couch outside the room

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pulore 3

F'ing CLASSIC!! love it. Sorry OP.

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chengy4191 7

Take a hint they probably know u better than u know yourself op lol

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nidawi 0

you should say "I'm an actor, they're all actors, and you're on MTVs disaster date!" and then run away..

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