You've tried this before, right?

By xxxzzzooo - 02/01/2010 17:22 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
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xGet_Over_It 0

what the hell is this? 16 year olds talking about their "boyfriends" erected penis?

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wags883 0

my boyfriend tries that too. by the time the tips in he's hard as a rock :)

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RAGS702 0

Turn on your TV and order some of the free samples from all of the annoying infomercials that help with that problem and surprise him with a nicely presented gift basket to start the mood. He'll love it! maybe you will to...?....

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perdix 29

I like the "unerected" *******. It's amazing how it grows in the process. I've owned the thing my whole life and it still amazes me!

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sighamissmaya 0

way the hell is unerected mean? like I don't mean to sound like a dumbass but I've never heard that weird

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ChristinaLuv 0

Even if it's not the correct word, you know well what that means. Stop trying to be a smartass. Unless you are a complete idiot and really don't get what 'unerected' means.

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HarperGirl 4

or she just might be a younger person some parents never talk to their children not everybody knows all the technical terms so don't criticize someone you don't even know she could 9 or 10 for all we know and she might even be from a different country so shut up

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HarperGirl 4

or she just might be a younger person some parents never talk to their children not everybody knows all the technical terms so don't criticize someone you don't even know she could 9 or 10 for all we know and she might even be from a different country so shut up

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butterflyhearts 0

woww i knew that when I was 10 but anyyways unerected means that the guy isnt ummm i guess hard. He doesnt have a boner. His stick isnt up. His stick shift isnt in gear(very weird i know), his penis isnt up, the blood hasnt rushed down to his ****, his pecker isnt ready to peck. Any one of these that you can understand then umm good for you. :)

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holaworld 0

wooow! hes a skezzz. dump his ass and find a better guy

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bibi2223 0

ummm....ok. good luck explaining it to him.

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MysteryMan808 0

maybe that's you're bf way if telling you that oral is needed. in other words, if it ain't hard, SUCK IT!

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quascadL 0

What about his side of the story i bet its like. "Today, i was having sex with my girlfriend several times, when i went down on her, by one lick, it tasted so bad, like expired tuna.FML"

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jayeterror775 18

If it tastes like chicken, keep on licking. If it tastes like trout, get the **** out =).

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shymissfit 0

I don't get it..My boyfriend and I have done that many times. I love the feeling of him getting harder and longer inside me. I see nothing wrong with this.

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