You've tried this before, right?

By xxxzzzooo - 02/01/2010 17:22 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
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xGet_Over_It 0

what the hell is this? 16 year olds talking about their "boyfriends" erected penis?

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wags883 0

my boyfriend tries that too. by the time the tips in he's hard as a rock :)

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Boygenius50 8

Well 21 and 51 both have very good points. . .I think it's safe to assume that either: A. The OP is hideous and desperate, and can't even give her own boyfriend an erection during sex OR B. The OP's boyfriend is a moron and totally ignorant/uneducated about sex If it is the former, the OP should get off this site and stop whining when this is really her boyfriend's FML, and if it's the latter, the OP needs to take action, get off the computer, and dump his ass immediately. Simple as that. Most of all, I second #65. Yes I see what you did there!

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supmofukka 0

nothin like tryin to stick a hotdog in jello.....nasty

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kp56789 0

epic fail.....kick him to the curb!!!!

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LastCaress 0

Aw dude, don't you just hate wet spaghetti?

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bleeeek 0

I thirteenth #21. I second #65. and.. YDI for being ugly.

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DrinkOMaticBJ 0

if that was me, as soon as I saw your VaJ J. i would have been there. cuz I'm just awesome like that.

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MissSmiley613 0

All of you guys that are calling her a fat ugly *****(like 21), you people have NO idea what this girl looks like!! I just don't get how people can judge someone they don't even know like that. How people do that is beyond me. Maybe her boyfriend is a complete idiot. It's not her fault at all!! it's not like she asked him to do that...

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