You wanker

By dinosaucer - 12/10/2011 00:19 - United States

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Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML
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j_cat187 19

Umm yea let me just get my.... Umm hold on a sec...almost done. O wait, my pen is in my shirt pocket. How embarrassing.

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False_Stupidity 41

Am I the only one here that doesn't automatically assume the worst and at least think there's a chance the OP is telling the truth? I'm forever going into my pockets for things like loose change or bits of paper with notes I've scribbled for myself...

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varkey 7

Whoever accused you of this has a sick mind. The two don't look very alike. This is pretty funny, though. FYL

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varkey 7

Whoever accused you has a sick mind. The two don't look very similar. This is pretty funny, though. FYL

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structuredchaoz 4

Tugging at work. Lol. Awesome.

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bubo_fml 10

Today, I was havin' a wank at work when a co-worker asked me for some loose change...I came up short...FML

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Fatalist_ 2

You should have told ur boss that you was trying to choke a gnome in ur pocket. Works every time.

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