Food and Animals: Yummy

Yummy

By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By cockroach - 27/09/2009 15:52 - United States

Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML

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By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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By dumbblonde - 06/08/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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By Ser17 - 10/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

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By DanJames24 - 10/06/2021 21:01 - United Kingdom

Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML

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By laurenmichela - 12/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML

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By jess - 07/03/2010 14:08 - South Africa

Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML

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By Modeon123 - 20/10/2016 10:11 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML

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moonsolomon 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 12:41

Last I checked, when people wiped their mouths, the napkin didn't come in contact with the tongue... and wouldn't you feel it on your lips before just absently licking? And then remember about the dead fly and think ICK and wipe it off again? Just, y'know, asking.

Peroxide 3

Thursday 22 October 2009 12:44

Mr Miyagi would be so proud Wax on wax off bitch

Comments

rosierosierosie 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 18:13

nice one, spaztard

isnt_it_ironic 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 18:25

win... ninjas rock

Belief_fml 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 18:29

This should be an MLIA...

max_the_moron 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 18:43

YDI for claiming you have ninja skills. Jackass.

georgio_fml 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 19:40

not karma... stupidity.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Thursday 22 October 2009 21:38

There is a difference between Karma and stupidity. I should know, I have bad Karma and much stupidity. However, if the food was school food or workplace food, than the fly might have tasted better to most people. Be grateful you got a nice round meal!

ohnoesnotagain 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 22:12

"amazing ninja skills" lmao

I_GET_ASS 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 22:19

suck it up.

Cheeeeeesy 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 22:24

Haha, nice.

cheerbabe_3 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 22:44

Why did you kill it? What did it ever do to you? You could have either moved if you were outside, or caught it and set it free if you were inside. Sheesh, how was the fly supposed to know it was bothering you? How would you like it if you were unknowingly bothering somebody and the next thing you know you are dead? Be considerate people.

dcait_1196 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 23:36

Uhhhmm, cheerbabe_3, you sound like this dipshit from my school, bethany. Shes like, the dumbest person in our school and i pray to ******* god she stays back. ~for one, most animals, including flys and all other insects, do not have feelings. their main goal in life is to eat, shit, and reproduce. so dont go preaching ur bullshit about the damn thing minding its own buisness.

insomniacdude 0

Friday 23 October 2009 6:07

If I have to make a choice of killing a fly, or that unsanitary fly landing on my food/utensils (without my knowledge) and getting its disgusting germs on them and those get me sick when I eat my food, I'll ******* kill the fly no questions asked. If the question is killing the fly or it landing on some strangers food after I rerelease it outside, I'll do it. Flies are ******* disgusting. Anybody who tries to stand up for them needs to get their head out of their asses.