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By oxymorons - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By oxymorons - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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By CosmicJoke - 12/08/2009 14:20 - United States
By GLX - 14/06/2017 17:00 - United States - Sand Springs
Wow, looks like you could start up a family drug business!
Time for family rehab.
The newest ABC show: it's like Weeds, but less exciting! We call it: Druggie Family!
the new MTV series meet the dopers
Looks like you drugged them into the situation. Huh-hah!
Steal your wife's *****, wear your daughter's thongs, use your son's condoms.
Almost makes you wish you could trade places with the kid whose grandma shows and tells restaurants to kiss her ass....
I hope OP doesn't keep his medicine in the medicine cabinet... right beside the toilet.
they can all get high together.
y would they do that?
It doesn't work that way with opiates. In the vast majority of cases, you have to sign a pain management contract. Standard in those contracts is a clause that says if you will not get extra medication...even if your meds are lost or stolen. Chances are, no matter how much he needs them, he won't get more meds until his next monthly refill.
Oxymoron = a self contradictory sentence or statement... In light of this, how does your comment make sense?
Time to slap some bitches
They can't start a business selling drugs if they are always using their product.
More like buyers than sellers
Why's everyone thumbing down 94? He has a good point, because if the meds were in the cabinet next to the toilet, it'd mean that OP would have been filming whatever went on in there.
@126 I think that depends on where you live. I've been on Opiates many, many, times and for large lengths of time and have never had to sign any contracts about them. That's including when I was on the really freaking strong stuff. I've even actually had to have them refilled after someone stole a bunch from and not one person has ever said anything about it.
Can I has some? :D
Call Dr. Drew.
No consider Dr greenthumb
13 they might go through withdrawal, which is not fun at all!!
I agree marpay!!! I hope they have horrid DTs from it!
Delirium tremens is due to alcohol withdrawal, and it is potentially fatal. Narcotics withdrawal sucks, but you don't die from it.
Well that's true if they are stealing them, you're right, I don't know what I'd do if someone stole my medicine, I have some strong narcotics. I had to go 2 days without them, OMG!!! that was awful!!!
They'll only go through withdrawl symptoms if they have been on them a long enough time and if they are strong enough. OP, you are at fault here. You need to treat these drugs as you would cash. Keep them hidden where none of them can find them. This is one of the reasons why docs are having to put refill restrictions on pain meds. Please for everyone's sake, be responsible :)
2- No
90- please for everyones sake, shut the hell up
You can really trust them now
...says the upside-down sleepy kitten.
It's not sleepy it's yelling a battle cry GOSH!
So the battle crying kitteh has a dirty old uncle who is also a dog hm lol
Hide the prescription, stupid.
Or he can switch them with like vitamin pills or something (: I'd so do that :D
He has it on camera. He's not hallucinating. BTW, pain meds don't generally cause hallucinations. HTH!
Understood. Unfortunately, pain patients are often treated more like junkies or criminals than patients, and we can get a little fed up with it. Sorry for not giving you the benefit of the doubt.
For that, you get -10 internets.
Time for an intervention.
This all sounds ridiculously suspicious..
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Wow, looks like you could start up a family drug business!
Can I has some? :D