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By aceshot97 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I saw a 10 dollar bill on the street. As I went to grab it, it was pulled away by a string. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was tricked by teenagers, or that I tripped and fell as I went for it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 203
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Should've pulled a knife and chase them around the block.

^Only the serious FML readers would get that one.

^Only the serious FML readers would get that one.

The_Troller 14

Lol I didn't even get the reference until you pointed it out.

CondomSense 4

Hobos. Lol. I got the reference.

stephanieeDawnx 0

I thought it was six blocks? O.o

I would of screamed and ran at the kids, causing them to drop the pole, and then I would claim my reward.

Damn it, #9, I was about to post something like that! >:( And #42, that was the FML about a guy throwing a small rock at a hobo, not the $10 string prank.

At least the kids these days were outside doing something from the 90's rather than getting fat playing video games for exercise. Right? It was a prank that got them out of their seats. BE HAPPY :D

It could be worse...you could have been videotaped and your reaction to the money shown public for a banking commercial.

I always wondered how they find people who look like such losers for those ads.

jwade11 12

I'd go for the money too so you're not alone!

cutielilangel 8

As Ashton Kutcher would have said, "You've been punked" !!!!!

I found $100 in Vegas. No strings attached.

ceilingfans 1

My girlfriend found $230 on this drug dealer on her street's footpath :/

KiddNYC1O 20

Oh, you mean Friends With Benefits?

KiddNYC1O 20
GhettoXmuffin 7

I'd put that back where you got it. It's probably diseased..

Was that $100 dollars at, by any chance, Minecon?

KiddNYC1O 20

No Strings Attached= Friends With Benefits. The films... Geez people.

No, the joke is that there was no "catch". It has nothing to do with the movie that also refers to the phrase. Sheesh.

She found it ON him? Musta gave him a good whoopin to get that from him

I'd have to say the whole tripping and falling part is worse... Hell most people would grab at $10 on the ground.

Anyone would pick up a bill, even if it's only a one

ninjuh_wingman 29

Its not like it was a quarter or something. Its fine.

You couldn't have just walked over to the money and try to pick it up like a normal adult? Maybe if it was a $100 bill, I would have ran for it...

gabrielbaby 9

I would have ran for it if it was a 20. But I also would have chased after it until I got to one of the kids, then punched them, and take it.

tsim_fml 0

I never pick money up from the ground. My reason: One time my friends jacked off on a $20 dollar bill, wiped it off and put it on the ground at school and waited for someone to pick it up... thats nasty

For twenty bucks you can buy a whole lot o hand sanitizer.. And some other seriously good shit.I'd do it.

How much money does that guy have to waste...? 20 bucks to jack off, does he wipe his ass with 50s?

8- 1. Your friend is seriously ****** up. 2. Why would he waste $20 to see somebody touch his semen? He sounds like a giant tool.

katestrophic 6

Same thing happened to me in London one day. Except there was no string and I used the tenner to buy lunch for myself.

crackz12 10

When I pictured you falling over going after the money I couldn't help but laugh. Thank you haha

hateevryone 14

omg...you fell for that old trick.

Fell for it... I see what you did there :D