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By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
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benderbot19 0

Seems like a pretty simple explanation. Took you 2 sentences.

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sugarandspice33 0

Is OP going to the dentist... at 2:30(tooth hurty)? Ahaahah-nah that was lame here comes the thumb downs :(

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xShannonxSammyx 7

...and you thought that would end well?

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MikeDa1Da 14

No, OP is obviously depressed and chipped their tooth on purpose. *sarcasm*

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RabenSchwartz 3

why didn't op try with his foot instead? that's what I do when I'm carrying too much shit... and I don't end up with chipped teeth.

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lovelydarlings 6

I like how your username is "dumb" because I'm glad you acknowledge that! :)

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benderbot19 0

Seems like a pretty simple explanation. Took you 2 sentences.

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cookie_3008 4

Put something down and then open?? Just saying. Sorry about the tooth, though.

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cmyk 19

Or even albow, knee, feet.. Head? No? Op, you're an idiot.. -.- suck you chipped your tooth tho.. But did you really think it was going to end well?

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DocBastard 38

Just tell him Prince Albert chipped it and hope he doesn't have access to Urban Dictionary.

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dtbomb 3

So you slobed on a knob?

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MikeDa1Da 14

Be toothful when you tell the dentist what happened.

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ImmenseCabbage 0

Yeah, I'd I were you, there would be no way that I would tell the dentist how that actually happened :P I mean, you could just as easily have bitten on something hard or something...

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perdix 29

He's going to be so turned on that you can fit your mouth over a big knob, that he'll fix your chip for free to make it safe for you to show him your talent.

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hotmomma21 0

lmao. ydi. atleast its only chipped though.

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