Stranded
By digressions - 29/12/2011 19:01 - Canada
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I'm pretty sure they were just using "everything" as a hyperbole.
15- it wasn't really that dumb.
19- Was it going to rain on the couch?
The comment would've been funny if it wasn't ridiculous.
at comment 1, she said everything she NEEDED so why would she need an umbrella inside?
I'm pretty sure getting up to find an umbrella would take quite a bit of pain and effort as well.
Why is an umbrella the first solution that comes to your mind?
That's just unfortunate.
Ouch.
Maybe the dust bunnies will get it for OP? But, then again, you cant trust those little bastards.
71- all you have to do is stick the umbrella under the couch, press the button on the handle to rapidly expand the umbrella, and watch as the umbrella snaps and breaks into small pieces, poking holes in the couch.
Oh the irony of life.
I keep ferrets for this exact reason.
Monkeys all the way
I'm sure any small animal would do the job. Except cats. Lazy bastards.
little asian boys in my baseme...yeah, ferrets are great
I'd think a cat would just bat at it until it's clear into the next room!
Cats are evil and would probably enjoy watching the OP struggle
32, I hope you realize that....whoever you're stereotyping probably doesn't type like that.
32, I hope you realize that....whoever you're stereotyping probably doesn't type like that.
Start screaming for help.. A neighbor is bound to hear you! I'm sorry OP, hope you feel better!:)
Nah, there is still hope! I bet her husband is home from work now!!
Or OP could get Life Alert.
Just put the TV on Jersey Shore. The stupidity will make you forget all about your pain.
Or it might exacerbate the pain...
I wonder how many wife-beaters/tank tops those boys own...
45- probably just one because they don't wash it.. Too busy gelling their hair!
Sorry to hear. If only you had those long poles that had a lever on it and could snatch stuff! Well when I hurt my ankle I had a shark one it was cool. But sorry OP to hear that.
Your photo is bomb.
9- umm I'm pretty sure OP was just taking the pain medication for pain relief. Not to get high..
can you call a neighbor?
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Just put the TV on Jersey Shore. The stupidity will make you forget all about your pain.
I keep ferrets for this exact reason.