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I'm telling you man, they're trying to get in our heads. Trying to turn us against each other. It's their plan to take over the world!
Nothing really, he just wants to be seen on the Internet. It fulfills him.
You should charge her for assault just because you can. Teach her a lesson that just because she's a girl, that doesn't mean she can just assault people. Reminds me of the survivor episode when joe almost wrecked the one guy haha.
But what fulfills me, sir?
Hmm when you say "socked" do you mean smacked with a sock filled butter and other miscellaneous materials? Or the boring fist to face?
Sock filled butter.... Like glove filled jello
35 *have
22 butter filled sock is the same as a sock filled with butter
This made me picture some girl taking off one of her socks, stuffing an unopened box of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in it, and smacking someone that resembles Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket repeatedly with it.
No maybe she flew in the air and coming down with all her force and velocity with a sock some how forced the sock on his face sorry op did u call the ambulance to help u get it off??? Lol some super hero crazy womam having a bad day accusing u of being the name calling bastard.....
19 no she just felt like punching OP
Mhmm, totaly off subject
Don't be a sissy, play it off like it didn't hurt. By posting this fml you are risking you reputation and masculinity, so you are, in fact, a sissy. Would you like some ointment for your broken heart?
Men get hurt, too...
Yeah.. I got a booboo just by reading your comment, 6.
So if you don't wear high heels, be completly emotional, cook, or if you join the military, then YOUR risking YOUR reputation and feminism?
Sevrandy, I have the feeling that people in general just don't like you. But he has a point, this society is so 'equality' oriented, that it puts stricter social rules on the previous socially dominant group, white males. It seems like justice, but when you think about it, people get so worried about who said what, and "hate crimes", that they don't worry about real issues like unequal pay. When every social group has the same opportunities and rewards, 'racism' and 'sexism' will just die out, because they will be considered equals.
If your playing sports, be just as rough with girls as you would with the guys, equal opportunity :)
I always get mad whenever I get punched in the face; it doesn't matter if it hurts or not.
6 why are you such a bitch? Oh you're a city slicker. Sorry but **** new york. But anyways lighten up god dang
6, I'm confused. You're speaking as though we live in a world of sexist stereotypes and yet here you are, a woman, giving your opinion. Isn't there something else you should be doing with your hands? Theres a kitchen, laundry and bedroom, pick one and shut the **** up.
Cause that totally won't hurt her at all.
I could see this happening at McDonalds with 3 extremely fat people(yes I know the fml says "store," not restaurant).
Agreed with #9
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That's when you say 'I NOW agree with what HE said!!' and point your finger to the guy who insulted her in the first place. FYL
Hmm when you say "socked" do you mean smacked with a sock filled butter and other miscellaneous materials? Or the boring fist to face?