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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By Anon - 19/12/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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Queue cutters should be prosecuted!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 17:00

Today, while queuing in a shop, a girl appeared to bunk the line. When I asked her about it, she said it was nothing to do with me. She then asked me what was I going to do about it, before kneeing me in the nuts. I was overtaken by everyone in the queue. FML

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Own it!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the store, I thought I could let a small fart slip and blame it on the guy behind me. I did it, then turned to glare at him in disgust, only for him to turn and yell at the crowd, “This bitch farted, not me!” FML

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By iwillcutyou - 06/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML

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By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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Stealth

By smellyhair - 02/11/2014 11:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

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desireev 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:39

That's when you say 'I NOW agree with what HE said!!' and point your finger to the guy who insulted her in the first place. FYL

saIty 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:37

Hmm when you say "socked" do you mean smacked with a sock filled butter and other miscellaneous materials? Or the boring fist to face?

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iiFrench_Fries 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:51

Damn. Find her.

phresh_men17 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:51

Looks like you were at the wrong place at the wrong time.FYL

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:56

And of course this happened in New Jersey.

annihil8or 15

Tuesday 7 February 2012 7:10

Sue her ass

Mr25_fml 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 7:14

Don't you hate it when you're mistaken for a douchebag?

CockAsian 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 7:24

Women can't use their ****** as an excuse because technically it's stronger than a males' nutz. One flick with in the sack and down he goes, but a vagias man, they sure know how to take a pounding.

andythegreat 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 7:56

I agree that does suck. But it's not up to a random person how laws are held in effect, I'd be down to just hitting her back. But the courts wouldn't agree with that. However I'm a big fan of just shaking the every living shit outta a woman. **** that. I would've Shaken her and screamed what a horrible ******* **** she is. And then screamed I can see why he said that shit **** yea. If this was Facebook I would now like to like that guys statement and agree with it. By the time I got done yelling and screaming it would've been me the police were carting away...