By spougeineye1 - 03/04/2012 16:37 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML
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btstig 11

Same thing happens to me when I watch ****. I subconsciously grow a 10 inch penis.

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stopsignman 0

No way! I thought I was the only one! :)

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stopsignman 0

No way! I thought I was the only one! :)

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Danny0522 8

I actually developed a limp from playing Skyrim too much...

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K_kanaka 26

and within a month OP will be using a cane, start being a prick, begin to call all his fellow peers idiots, and will be addicted to pain killers.

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ImDaBes 6

lol same thing happened to me. But not before my family started telling me I was talking like House. They're sick of my sarcasm.

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Cad6 24

OP and #2 - Just take 60 Minutes of rest. You should feel fine.

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kakarot2 11

I used to watch HOUSE MD but then I.....

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GracesDelirium 9

That's nothing. I've developed a Swedish accent from watching Pewdiepie.

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sonicgreg 12

Holy shit me too, always find myself talking like stefano and I'm like ****

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SpruceDread4578 13

78- First go listen to Robbaz on YouTube...KING OF SWEDEN!!

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haZzbin 0

Robbaz here king of Sweden. LOOK AT MY ******* WALRUS!!

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SpottedZebra42 14

I have had quite a few marathon sessions of Doctor Who recently, and now my "thinking voice" is British and I'm developing a British accent.

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MayaTheBee_fml 10

Yeah, after I watch Doctor Who too much I also start developing characteristics like the Doctor, I noticed that with the eleventh one when I started acting a bit like him.. :P

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muzy 23

correction- It's hardly ever lupus.

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Danny0522 8

Correction- its never lupus. (even when it is lupus, it's not lupus)

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Cad6 24

This post reminds me of Professor Lupin from Harry Potter.

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RiiOT09 9

That's almost as bad as the fathom cell phone ring.

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PYLrulz 17

I loved the gameshow Press Your Luck as a kid. Didn't give me an obsession to steal money like a Whammy. Now grow the hell up and stop limping

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Did you ever see the Michael Larson episodes? where he figured out the pattern behind the board so he could win infinite free spins and avoid Whammies, and kept going for days?

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The_madmax 23

grow the hell up and stop being a prick

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SnowWhite32 3

House is awesome!!!! Now you just need to be sarcastic n mean!!!

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btown1616 0

And be able to read people like a book!

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Torva_fml 16

Hey 80... Keep your opinions to yourself. House is amazing. You're not. Bye.

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MissCharlotte_fml 26

Hey 80, shut the **** up. Thanks.

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cuttz911 3

Let us know when you develop a vicodin addiction, then we'll talk.

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Ryan11adidas 4

I've had a way worse painkiller addiction. Try snorting 16 30Mg oxycodone in one sitting that's what I do

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illmatic2 16

Now you just need to buy a Pimp-ass cane.

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Jannettecooks 1

And a motorcycle with a handicap tag! Btw, Good luck at basic!

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sparkrok 8

it needs the flames on the bottom to make it look like you're going faster!

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PaulB123 11

Do you also diagnose patients, and come up with ingenoius solutions to problems no other doctors can?

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SpottedZebra42 14

I think I may know of a Doctor who can come up with even more ingenious solutions than House.....*cough* profile pic *cough*........

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