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That's pretty bad for him to assume something like that.
Her boyfriend sounds like he might be the guilty one
Well idk? I'm still having trouble understanding the fml. I mean, girls don't poop so how could they be constipated? With that in mind, anal cheating is the only other obvious answer.
Oh my god.... I hope ur trying to be funny. But it's not, anyways.
I swear... Some people are just this stupid
We don't poop. We are delicate little things that would never omit gases or anything ghastly like that. Lighten up guys!!
27- Hahaha! That was awesome, made my day!
1, I agree with you. I have gastroparesis so I can go over 10 days without having a bowel movement. When the time comes, the pain is out of this world. Doctors compare it to a woman being in labor because the muscles are torn from pushing so hard and the anus gets cut to pieces. Original poster's boyfriend is a complete jerk. I hope she found someone to take her because the pain is out of this world!
Lol you right man girls don't poop
#203: Do laxatives, st'l softeners, or prunes help?
#203 Part Deux:Oops! Just read up on it via WebMD. And I thought my dad's ulcerative colitis was bad....
Well we all know what happens when people assume.
77, you make an ass out of u and me.
Just out of curiosity, I wonder what OP was going to expect the hospital to do.... I wouldn't think they could do a whole lot as she's going to the bathroom.
They could give her some sort of stool softener to make it easier for future issues as well has give her medication to even prevent constipation before she would ever need a stool softener. Sometimes prescription meds are better the over the counter
It's called laxatives. Sorry they taste like shit but it helps your shit in a very good way
If/when my boyfriend sees me in pain, he takes me to the ER, no matter what the cause. Original poster's boyfriend should have cared about her pain being controlled opposed to assuming she's cheating in him. I hope he's the ex now.
#138 & #142: St'l softeners & laxatives work on the intestines, but the cause of this medical condition is failure of the stomach to periodically empty its contents; thus, these meds won't work in this instance. See WebMD.
#108, #138, & #142: The treatment is called Fecal Impaction Removal. The newbies on the TV show ER - and med students et. al. in real-life as part of their education & training - were ordered to perform that (out of camera view). OP may also need stitches afterwards. :-(
62- got to hate it when the baby comes out the wrong end.
88- that's what happens when you have buttsex. Right?
3- she should stay with him until the next time he's constipated. Like to see him talk his way out of that one!
62- Randy Marsh knows all about it. Bono, too.
She's already given birth to her first over due food baby...
Trust is a good thing. You gotta sit him down and talk to him. After going to the hospital of course.
You mean your Ex boyfriend
Anal is just pretty ****** up in general..
Damn you're hella hott! And I don't usually say stuff like that !
We know where your junk is buddy. Shirt shirt shirt!!
86 - thanks for that! Needed a damn good giggle!
Assuming idiotic stuff like that is just douchebaggy of him... Just like not wearing a shirt and taking a picture of yourself in the mirror.
Hey if people got it they can flaunt it! I wish I knew how to message this guy ;) But in all seriousness op has a douche obviously insecure boyfriend. Sorry op:(
#202: Either click on the link "Send a private message" here next to his profile pix or do so after you click his profile pix or username. Else note his username and then search for it on your own profile pg via the "Search for a member" link.
You should've left that 'present' in his drivers seat. Your boyfriend is a scumbag, FYI.
This statement is very true ^
*crystal ball with hands waving over it* I see in the future... A downvote of a failed comment
He sounds like a loser. If you have no faith in your partner then you don't need to be together. I feel bad for you and hope you have a friend to call to drive you to the ER.
Thank you, 39! I'm glad you can realize a week's worth of build up is extremely painful and uncomfortable.
Did he think you had sex with Andrey the Giant? A weeks worth of shit in one go would certainly look like it. Jokes aside. If your boyfriend can't trust you like that, then it must be a very controlled relationship :/
Talk about shit packin lol
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You boyfriend is an idiot for assuming like that..
That's pretty bad for him to assume something like that.