By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 17:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 816
You deserved it 3 070

Same thing different taste

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Sunako_fml 9

You boyfriend is an idiot for assuming like that..

That's pretty bad for him to assume something like that.

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You need a new bf! If he's that insecure an jealous it won't be long till he escalates to something worse!

LogicalThinking 0

Not to wish the little lady any harm here but is there perhaps the possibility they are uninsured and she may be a hypochondriac?(for instance saying "for ages", and then "a week") I had to rush my ex to the hospital 4 times when he didn't have insurance and it turned out to be gas pains, headaches and heart burn. Said diagnosises turned out to be around 14,000 that he is still paying off and the last two times he wanted to go to the ER- i also refused to take him unless it made sense to. Obviously we should have a better safe then sorry approach, but could we consider that he may have a valid reason for not wanting to rush her to the hospital?

53 - was thinking the exact same thing! That's why all those anti-NHS campaigns really agitated me - it's such a fantastic (although not flawless!) system.

Then the FML would have said "My boyfriend won't take me to the hospital because we're uninsured and doesn't think it's serious enough". There was no need for him to comment about sleeping around if that were the case. Also, a week IS ages to be constipated, it can be serious if it lasts for more than a few days.

LogicalThinking 0

Helen I can sorta see your point- but we only have one comment to go by. A few times I used humor to calm my bf down - it may not be entirely appropriate but each relationship has their own. My point is that I can't imagine him steadfastly crossing his arms over his chest while his gf is on the toilet saying "this is because you took it in the butt" with any sense of seriousness and that while everyone is ganging up on the bf as OMG WHAT A MONSTER, I'm offering that there may be aspects to his decision. To my European friends- Im really glad about that and consider myself extremely fortunate to be insured!

TheDrifter 23

Am I the only one that would have given my gf laxatives, stool softener and a novel to read on about day 3? Would seem logical to me.

94- yeah, you'd think. Or maybe SHE could have went out and picked those up herself? :/ .......... Either way, you think SOMEONE would have thought of it. 49, I agree with you, and unfortunately we just don't know the situation. A number of things could be going on there, yet we're only hearing one tiny part of one side to the story.

#94 & #105: St'l softeners & laxatives work on the intestines, but the cause of this medical condition is failure of the stomach to periodically empty its contents; thus, these meds won't work in this instance. See WebMD.

Drizzelhell 3

What a dick! You should kick him in the dick and watch his pain reduce him to tears and refuse to take him to the hospital. For he was receiving blow jobs surly. I most certainly hope u dont have to go threw that again.

Drizzelhell 3

Wasn't paying any attention. Thanks

jbb8766 1

I feel so bad for your fun hole !

then when he ever becomes constipated.... you can say the same thing back to him

Blooblibloo 4

Doesn't matter, took a shit?

om102907 4

Wow. I am underwhemed. And he still is ypur bf? wow.

Actually anal sex should have the opposite effect.....just saying

TPH1979 18

Never tried it, but that's what I was thinking.

#70 & #90: I think that experienced personnel use enemas (or equiv.) first....

You can treat him like the contents of your bowls and dump him down the toilet