By bruised_scrotum - 15/05/2014 17:08 - South Africa - Johannesburg

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Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML
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woainishamu 21

Always gotta blame the bearer of bad news -_-

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Airplane7721 7

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ChristianH39 30

Yea, assault the one who gave you the news rather than the one who have you the std. Makes sense to me

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Pat_Tricksta 13

I don't think that should really be considered a legitimate way to solve her stress. Especially when you could have an STD and get put in jail for assault.

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blackman100 20

Or maybe not...

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ironichalibut 24

Yeah, don't shoot the messenger and all. Definitely the wrong person getting kicked.. Unless in some crazy cinematic twist they were sleeping together.. But I feel like that would've been interesting enough to mention in the FML..

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woainishamu 21

Always gotta blame the bearer of bad news -_-

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Shrouds 14

Invest in a cup. Every public servant with hanglows should. :)

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Ki11erC 18

Where do I get these hanglows? Although if they are like glow sticks and you have to snap them to make the start I don't want them :p

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TheCrispyCat 20

Cups don't always help. Sure, it helps, but it still hurts like hell getting hit.

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WordAficionada 19

The messenger is always shot, or in this case, kicked. FYL OP!

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Lebeaugars95 20

THIS IS SPARTAAAA

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lulinator 40

Tough conversation to have! And probably even tougher to hear.

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blcusername 27

She definitely should have kicked herself. It's not your fault she got an STD, sorry OP.

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gracehi 31

What if he and the "patient" have been "playing doctor" if you know what I mean ;) "Doctor, I have this burning sensation in my loins and a fluttering in my chest, but it only happens when I look at you." "Hmm. I've seen this before. There's only one thing to do. Now I need you to get undressed. No you won't be needing that robe." BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!

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gracehi 31

You can try, but I don't have any. ;p

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gracehi 31

Well, at least SOMEONE appreciates my humor.

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