By bruised_scrotum - 15/05/2014 17:08 - South Africa - Johannesburg

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Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML
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woainishamu 21

Always gotta blame the bearer of bad news -_-

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jazzy_123 20

really? because I live in the US and I know some people with STDs.... and I also know people who hit guys in the nuts

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Lebeaugars95 20

I'm sure many people in the US now want to kick you in the balls

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Brandi_Faith 33

I feel like this was a joke and that #10 was making fun of all the "only in America" comments we always see. Personally his comment made me laugh seeing as nobody says it about anywhere but the states.

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PewDiePie_Lover 14

also, 10 Im pretty sure you just offended millions of people in South Africa

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Demoniq 25

Yeah, I don't see how that statement is applicable, #10... we may be known for many things but this is not related to one of them : OP could actually be grateful this is not a regular occurrence in this country or he'd eventually need surgery!

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cherrio27 25

I'm assuming she's never heard the saying don't shoot the messenger? Or in this case, kick him.

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ItsJustMe1616 26

Actually 29, 12 would be correct in saying "don't *shoot* the messenger"

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Vitally 6

You would think she'd be more hesitant to come in contact with a random guy's junk after finding out she has an STD, I guess old habits die hard.

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Cupcake040 17

I dnt think your foot can catch an std which would explain why she didnt hesitate

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brand125 17

did you forgot to mention you gave it to them aswell? then their reaction would fit perfectly..

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TXFernwoods 26

That's a dick move. Hopefully she spreads the news to her family.

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TXFernwoods 26

#27, you understood what I was trying so say! :D Good4U :D

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Kyp_kingofhearts 12

It happens. Some patients are hostile and all health care providers deal with them at some point.

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ColonelCusswords 24

sexualy transmitted distress

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jimmy_poison 19

The whole idea of applying ice to my jewels makes me cringe almost as much as the thought of the original kick!

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mybubbles2000 13

Sorry. Not a guy. I was always told it helps.

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MinaGermania 12

Sorry OP and she should do that to who gave her that STD

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Mr_Brightside209 12

Hey, it could be worse, You could have an STD!

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rachangie 19

I feel like your statement along with your user name just says it all for this one.

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