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By bruised_scrotum - 15/05/2014 17:08 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML

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Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML

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Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

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By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 14:01

Today, I started my first day of nursing clinicals. My first patient was none other than my ex-girlfriend, who I recently broke up with. She has an STI. She told me I needed to get checked. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 16:15 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML

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thomcmoore 23

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:15

I think she kicked the wrong person.

woainishamu 21

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:17

Always gotta blame the bearer of bad news -_-

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OBTrice 15

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:43

You can't kill the messenger

driinkbleach 18

Friday 16 May 2014 0:04

Total class act all around.

tehdarkness 21

Friday 16 May 2014 0:07

Too bad you can't deliver such news via text :p

AverageJoey 18

Friday 16 May 2014 0:15

Don't kill the messenger!

vikky538 28

Friday 16 May 2014 0:17

did you press the wrong button...

chickenfeet223 11

Friday 16 May 2014 0:35

That's wrong. How is it our fault ??

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 16 May 2014 0:43

I think if she had done that in personal life she might not have that problem now.

communisttaco 16

Friday 16 May 2014 1:26

Well shit.

Crenny 16

Friday 16 May 2014 1:27

Does it hurt to pee?

wvcheesehead 13

Friday 16 May 2014 1:27

Like the song... hate the one your with.

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