Health: Today, I have a really high fever and my sister thought I was...

By egged - 08/07/2014 01:41 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I have a really high fever and my sister thought I was hot enough to fry an egg on. So I'm lying in bed now, still terribly feverish, but smelling of the egg she cracked on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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By asstomouth - 29/05/2010 18:20 - France

Today, I wasn't feeling well, so I took my temperature with a thermometer from my sister's bathroom. I later found out that I actually used my sister's rectal thermometer. At least I don't have a fever. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 12:36 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 16:58

Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML

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By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 05:00

Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML

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By Laura - 11/03/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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By Beccarr - 01/07/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 12:05 - United States

Today, my mom tells my sister that she is worried about her because she has a headache and feels like she might be getting a slight cold. I have had the flu for two weeks and have a 103 degree fever. I ask, "What about me?" Her response? "Stay away from your sister." FML

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Godsofdracos 15

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:30

I'll take an order of scrambled please! Is it possible to get bacon with that?

ItsMissLia 19

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:30

Try make it to the bathroom & take a nice cold refreshing shower. It'll cool you down from the fever plus rid the egg smell :) hope you feel better soon OP!

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Meowzerz208 7

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:29

Ouch. Sisters, I guess

Life_is_FML 22

Wednesday 9 July 2014 9:12

Perhaps OP's sister was just trying to compliment her (hotness)

Testing1234 25

Saturday 12 July 2014 6:25

No just no #43

Godsofdracos 15

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:30

I'll take an order of scrambled please! Is it possible to get bacon with that?

Satoshi08 5

Tuesday 8 July 2014 13:23

I prefer my eggs "fertilized."

triplebeerox 27

Tuesday 8 July 2014 14:53

#22 That song cracks me up! "How you like your eggs girl? Fried or fertilized?"

ItsMissLia 19

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:30

Try make it to the bathroom & take a nice cold refreshing shower. It'll cool you down from the fever plus rid the egg smell :) hope you feel better soon OP!

Chibitalia180 6

Tuesday 8 July 2014 20:43

Just make sure you don't accidentally cook eggs in your hair! :)

Karenezzy 20

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:32

I would've never thought about doing such thing. Pretty clever!

sexyboi1985 27

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:33

What an awesome sister !

lil_miss_simran 15

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:33

how old is your sister? sorry about the egg

Grants_69 2

Tuesday 8 July 2014 14:24

How old was the egg? Sorry about your sister

swaroop2615 5

Tuesday 8 July 2014 18:49

LOL

sugar94_fml 17

Tuesday 8 July 2014 23:38

Depending on how old OPs sister is, I'm sure we can make some sort of egg-ception about this incident.

cyttex 13

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:33

Did it at least sizzle? :p

feelingold 18

Tuesday 8 July 2014 20:38

Just like in Hot Shots...

badluckalex 23

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:42

you just laid there? take a shower... then, when youre feeling better, get your sister back by farting bare ass in her face while she sleeps. problem solved!